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Burning Ransac, cpa trash man

Unconscious and twitiching on the floor, K9Archmage doesn't notice Ransac slipping out of his restraints (which weren't tied, locked, or anything) and casually walk out of the door. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes. Not too great. pluh. Pluh? Ransac, cpa trash man

This sounds far too complicated. *Ransac's brain hurts.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Your name and everything you type is now a hyperlink to www.gayasianmonkeys.com. You are thrilled with this (except that you hate it) and try to end this curse by crushing yourself in heavy machinery. You're successful, but you obviously die. I wish for a cheese cannon Ransac, cpa...

Granted! This thread is deleted and an asteroid falls on you. I wish I knew where the asteroids came from. Ransac, cpa trash man

Right when K9Archmage leaned down to tie Ransac's shoelaces together, Ransac unclenches his rear and the plan is implemented. Ransac, cpa trash man

More than you'll make in your life. Does $4.32 sound about right? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wakes up and walks out of his house to get the newspaper. It isn't there, yet. However, the paperboy is in sight down the street. Ransac waves hi the ambitious young lad, to which the boy chucks the paper (with two free bars of soap in it) and smacks Ransac right in the jaw. Ransac goes...

Granted. The first act of the Ransac/Monkey 2008 campaign is to rip out Theorgg's eyes. You never get a chance to see the defamation of Devo. I wish that someone could explain how a 1-2 fantasy team can be in 3rd place? Ransac, cpa trash man

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Part of Ransac's plan, however, involved unclenching his cheeks while K9Archmade was around. Ransac, cpa trash man

Macys Can I buy a Vowel? Ransac, cpa trash man

Namredips recognized the harmonica....... for it was his father. Ransac, cpa trash man

Has it happened yet? And, if so, who was it? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac reads the article.....or attempts to. It's kinda hard to read with you have a chihuahua gnawing at your sockets.* I should get that looked at. YEAH!!!! Advertising for Magic!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Pariah's Shield + Phytohydra = HOLY OINK! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, this new set looks nice. I wish I still played. Ransac, cpa trash man

Our favored party bravely skipped along towards the lake. Ransac, cpa trash man

Istanbul, I just wanted to take this moment to say that there were others plotting against you and the Dark Legion deck, but I bludgeoned them to death with a bag filled with bars of soap. Ransac, cpa trash man

!!!!!!! *OH NO!!!! It seems as if Theorgg is making a shameless plug to snatch Ransac's coveted "Most Likely to Post while Naked" award. In a last ditch effort, Our Hero (Ransac) sneaks up to Theorgg and staples pants on him. Ransac accomplishes all of this in the nude.* VOTE FOR RANSAC FOR...