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*The kobolds have descended upon Oversoul and Theorgg. Theorgg starts eating a few of them, but eventually he is overcome by the obscene amount of 58/59's. Oversoul willingly gives up in order to get out from under Theorgg. Steve, Merv, and Carl seem to enjoy the carnage and conjur up some...

Just then, the clouds darkened, signalling an untold disaster. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac is sad when he can't find the eagle that Oversoul pointed out. Rage soon follows in the form of an Overrun, granting his Kobolds +3/+3 and trample.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Piles of Four-Leafed Clover are what Apollo and Ransac land in. Ransac, cpa trash man

YES!!!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!! How did you go by his dressing room?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ransac, cpa trash man

*curses. It's all my fault. I'm the one to blame. SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway* Depleting Ransac, cpa trash man

You're wish is granted....... *sigh* and you die. I wish for lots of GOOD free music in mp3 in form. Ransac, cpa trash man

The genie was thrilled to hear this, for this was the wish that would also set him free upon being granted! Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. Ransac gets special training with an NFL reciever's coach and becomes the best reciever in the NFL ever (Even makes Randy Moss look like a turd). You watch this occur and get jealous, deciding that you'll train even harder. You decide to take steroids (which result in your balls...

Maybe it was the fact that Ransac owes Apollo $20, as well. Ransac, cpa trash man

It depends on if the powerboat has a court order on board. Don't you love new Simpsons episodes? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Um, you said "hark" twice*

Casnar stops the carnage by making a wish for the genie to grant. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at his dozens of Kobolds (all 0/1 like Oversoul pointed out) and cusses at their uselessness. One of them walks up to Ransac and whispers into his ear. Ransac starts Laughing obsessantly and plays a Coat of Arms. Ransac then orders his 55/56 beasts to attack.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, having succeeded in his attempt to cause Oversoul to spill his fries, summons his army of Kobolds to distract another who comes near.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Morphine is injected in your arms and legs, but no where else. You can't move them while the doctors painfully and slowly remove your testicles for consumption. I wish that you guys could've seen me actually do well playing football today Ransac, cpa trash man

Killing Ransac was the only thing on Zadok002's mind, Oversoul's mind, Killer Joe's mind, Istanbul's mind, the Nightstalker's mind, the Democratic Party's mind, and so forth and so forth. Ransac, cpa trash man

About right on the money. Can you teach a Manatee new tricks? Ransac, cpa trash man

Lark Ransac, cpa trash man

Luosrevo laughed at the battle between Namredips and the fart genie, making several "odor" jokes at Namredips expense. Ransac, cpa trash man