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Since Istanbul wishes to exact revenge on Ransac as well, he pulls Ransac out of the Jell-O with a gigantic Claw Machine and ties him up too. Ransac, cpa trash man

Quick to stop an escape, Istanbul pulls out a lasso a ropes Oversoul up good. Ransac, cpa trash man

Of course I would!!!!! But not for killing. There're other ways to have fun with those powers. Was there any doubt that I'd abuse these powers? Ransac, cpa trash man

Oversoul is knocked down, bound, and gagged, then Istanbul pulls out a burrito and says "Prepare for payback". Ransac, cpa trash man

Nah. That villain sucked anyway. Can I be Carnage? Ransac, cpa trash man

Nightstalkers would fill a Kingpin suit. Who do you have as Jack-o-Lantern? Ransac, cpa trash man

Maniacally laughing at how Ransac is still trapped in the Jell-O, Oversoul is ambushed by Istanbul, beginning the process of exacting his revenge for the burrito fiasco. Ransac, cpa trash man

Maraud (WHERE IS HE!!!!!!) Ransac, cpa trash man

Hobgoblin, of course. Wasn't that obvious? Ransac, cpa trash man

A singer performing Mozart's Requiem Is Spiderman going to be the Green Goblin this year? Ransac, cpa trash man

Brigand Ransac, cpa trash man

Killing only approximately fifteen cattle (transforming them immediately into bacon double cheeseburgers), the meteor begins rolling toward the vat of Jell-O.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Waiting backstage to give random questions to the winners, Ransac is handed a slip of paper with the names of the first winners: Ransac and Istanbul. Ransac has no trouble in locating Istanbul for a random question, but he can't seem to find this Ransac guy.* Where is this.... Ran....sac guy...

Log on to e-Bay and see if your socks are rockin'. Why is the sky green? Ransac, cpa trash man

Legion Ransac, cpa trash man

In a flash of brilliant light, a meteor lands nearby. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac curses and screams as he attempts to snap his fingers, but to no avail. The leeches have his hands too badly.* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Ransac trips over a few Nightstalkers while running in pain.* Ransac, cpa trash man

The freak is at it again. This time, his name is jessicajonessfsc, or something like that. Someone ban him fast. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac decides to head back to the tent to prepare himself for interviewing the winners with random questions once again.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yeah, but more likely I'd buy it for cheaper on e-Bay. Does e-Bay "rock the socks off"? Ransac, cpa trash man