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I think we should pray to the gods of randomness for some other website to send an assassin after him........ or at the very least, ding-dong ditch. Ransac, cpa trash man

.....archives? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac gets drool on Wurmb's drool.* That is a very interesting prize pool (unless it's common and I've been out of it for too long). Big ups! Ransac, cpa trash man

And now he's claiming to be a "hot girl". Somebody please delete this new manifestation. Ransac, cpa trash man

Oh, and you have to set it to "By Last Posting Date" and "Ascending Order". So that's essentially the first 500 and the newest 500. The middle is out there somewhere. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not true. I can search for posts from the beginning and newer and find my first 500 posts. Ransac, cpa trash man

Perhaps we can beg and plead with the "management" to completely eleviate this limit, period. *Ransac slides a Twenty under Spiderman's door* Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm still limited by to 500 posts. Ransac, cpa trash man

I wanted to search for all the posts I have posted so I can laugh at old times, but I'm limited to only 500 posts when I do. I've posted more than 500 times in the past two months, so this is hardly trip down a memory lane. Is there any way to get rid of this limit? Ransac, cpa trash man

*The #versouls curse the name of Alfred, whom the CPA members know nothing of, and claim that they'll eventually be back to claim the Nothing for their own.* Yeah! Well, OVER MY FALLEN BODY!!!!!! *Ransac trips over his shoelaces again. Theorgg and Oversoul laugh their butts off at Ransac...

Wetting of the pants ensued from both Oversoul and Ransac, as Istanbul gobbled down the burrito. Ransac, cpa trash man

Probably nothing like Yogurt. Don't you love Dannon Sprinklin's? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac's Arcane Denial has fizzled from his shoelaces being tied together and the #versouls prepare to steal the Nothing for their own. However, all of the sudden...* Ransac, cpa trash man

Unsuccessful in his attempt at escaping, due to a clump of thorned bushes he rolled into, Oversoul is tied to a tree stump with Ransac, while Istanbul puls out the Burrito again. Ransac, cpa trash man

I can't think of any. Can you? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks up at the descending #versouls and curses loudly. He thinks about how to deal with this menace again when he spots the Urborg Volcano (Still Flung) in the distance.* heh-heh-heh-heh. *The #versouls don't notice as Ransac uses a Blue and a Colorless mana to cast a spell on the...

*Ransac loses concentrate of his Fling and it starts to sail off course....... towards the Secret Administrative Spa, where the midget porn is under the drain in the jacuzzi.* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't care how I do it this year, but I've GOT to make the playoffs again. I'll bounce back this week, don't you guys worry. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac pries the leeches off his hands with his teeth, when his "Spidey-sense" starts to tingle, meaning Spiderman is picking up his dry-cleaning. Ransac takes this opportunity to (once again) cast Animate Land, this time on an Urborg Volcano, and Fling it towards Spiderman.* I'll squish that...

Yeah. Spiderman really would. All he'd have to do is throw money on the floor and say "Stop that, Ransac". I'd then say "Okay. Okay." $5 would probably work at a time. Isn't $5 a silly weakness? Ransac, cpa trash man