CPA vs. Danny Cheung OFF TOPIC BATTLE

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac throws Danny Cheung onto the floor and clobbers him with a lead rabbit.*

    Anyone else want a whack?

    *Ransac pulls in a cart filled with lead rabbits.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    *Sageridder pulls up in a stolen honey wagon,pulls the hose out of the back jams it down danny's mouth and yells for someone to turn the valve.
  3. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul observes the beginnings of heavy sadism and walks away shaking his head. He then runs back with a claw hammer in one hand and turns the valve on the honey wagon with his other hand.*
  4. orgg Administrator

    *urinates upon Cheung's head.

    I think that's enough from me.
  5. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Drags out the Ripsaw Replicator and starts making copies of Cheung for everyone*


    Hey, we had to change the name after we tweaked it a bit...
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Being a T-1000 for the duration of the CPA Notables ceremony, Oversoul puts his powers to good use and utilizes a number of hooks in his Cheung-massacre.*
  7. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Ferret pulls out his M-4 Carbine (it's to my right as I type this) and unloads a clip in him. Hmmm. that wasn't too satisfying. Instead, I call over my friend in his Humm-Vee w/ the .50 Cal on the roof and unload it into his house, his computer, his friends, and finally into his skull so that I can take out all of the personalities he has in there. Now, that felt good.

    -Ferret

    "And then I drop an incendiary grenade on what's left for grins. The Army gives me such sweet toys..."
  8. Limited Yes, but we won't care

    *Limited sits down in front of Danny Cheung, holding a book and a pair of pliers. The book is called: "Introduction to Dentistry"*

    ...
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul carts in a variety of hot sauces.*

    Let's try this one first.

    *Oversoul pours a drop of the sauce on his tongue.*

    This one is too mild. Here you try it.

    *He tries to get to Danny's mouth, but Limited is in the way.*

    Limited, move. Busy? Oh well...

    *Oversoul pulls one of Danny's eyes open with a tentacle and pours a drop of the same hot sauce into it.*

    You don't seem to like it either. Well, we'll try a different one...

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