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Spidey's HERE????...... on a FRIDAY!!!!?!?!??!?!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! THE SEVENTH SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE HAS OCCURED!!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Thanks! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac fortunately put his earplugs in.* Ha ha ha! Well, Tony has the FAT part of being an opera singer down!! *Tony stops singing and begins to weep. Meanwhile, Ransac unsheathes his trust lead rabbit and SPECTACULARLY CLOBBERS...... KJ's Monster Manuals.....* Ransac, cpa trash man

I know that we don't have our packs, yet... but I still like you flipping that coin... TAILS! Ransac, cpa trash man

Into thin air? Ransac, cpa trash man

Updated with Fifth Dawn. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks into the Battle Arena, depressed at the lonely state the grand forum has become. He reminisces of the historic battles that have taken place here: Tag wars... Challenging theorgg and his breechcloth... CPW... the battle over the lone roll of toilet paper... the off-topic battle...

Well, your chump block idea wouldn't have worked. If I decided to block, I'd have attached my collar to the imp. Here was my hand: Eternal Witness (getting back Condescend, just in case :D) Grafted Wargear (+3/+2 anyone?) Loxodon Stalwart (3/3 vigilance) Abuna's Chant (prevent 5 damage or gain...

While I hate the thought of an opponent conceding with 15 life left, it's probably best. My hand is still potent. Onto Darksteel? Ransac, cpa trash man

Screaming Fury is a sorcery. Care to go to pre-combat again? Ransac, cpa trash man

EOT, "spin the top." Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Tundra. Done Melkor:20 Hand: 5 Library: 35 In Play: (T) (U) Island x2 (T) Swamp (U) Powder Keg: At the beginning of your upkeep you may put a fuse counter on ~. T, Sacrifice ~: Destroy each creature and artifact with converted mana cost equal to the...

Mundungu = Cheesy cheese on a cheese sandwich with cheese on top.... and a side helping of cheese. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'll take the damage. What else you got? Ransac, cpa trash man

It's a oink-roach fight!!!! edit: that's no fun. vBulletin edited my "co(k" as **** instead of oink :( Ransac, cpa trash man

Take 2. Plains. Loxodon Anchorite. Done Ransac: 19 Hand: 6 In Play: (U) Island (T,T) Plains x2 (U,T) Forest x2 (U) Mountain (T,T) Swamp x2 Horned Helm (Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. GG: Attach Horned Helm to target creature you control. Equip 1) Sparring Collar (Equipped...

EOT, my imp takes 1 life from you. Untap, Upkeep, Attack with Fleshgrafter. Blocks? Ransac: 19 Hand: 7 In Play: (U) Island (U) Plains (U,U) Forest x2 (U) Mountain (U,U) Swamp x2 Horned Helm (Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. GG: Attach Horned Helm to target creature you control...

I've just broken the deck.... 4 Goblin Legionnaire 1 Adarkar Valkyrie 1 Enduring Renewal 1 Goblin Trenches 1 Goblin Grenade 1 Debtors' Knell 1 Swords to Plowshares 1 Mogg War Marshal 1 Goblin Warchief 1 Disenchant 1 Goblin Matron 1 Lightning Bolt 1 Dwarven Pony Creatures spells: 9...

Force Spike. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac stabs DF in the bum-eye.* EDIT: Train has 11,000 posts! Ransac, cpa trash man

Hold on there, stubby! I'll tap UWGGR to play Condescend on your Bracers for 4. Since you'd only have 3 mana at that point, I'll assume that the spell is countered. Ransac, cpa trash man