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*Ransac curses the IPQB as he attempts to run for cover.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac has finished baking enough cakes to power a small factory for a week.* We still need to discuss my back-payment.... it's in my contract to actually get paid, along with getting paid overtime if I happen to work more than 2 hours a week, taking breaks whenever I feel like it, having 25%...

^ = unsuccessful at completely killing thread < = unsuccessful at threading his kilt v = unsuccessful at life Ransac, cpa trash man

*Tony the tenor get confused, then ecstatic since he think that Ransac called him "skinny." This buys Ransac even time to retrieve his lead rabbit.* I'll save this for later. *Ransac puts the lead rabbit away and calls upon the first plague of Ransac!!!!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac couchs a little bit and drops to his knees in pain. Fortunately for him that he "eased" into it.* ...cough...cough... Ransac, cpa trash man

Untap, Upkeep, Plains, Razor Golem. Done Sac Master: 20 Hand: 14 In Play: (T) Island (T) Mountain (T) Plains (T) Vedalken Engineer (1/1, T: Add two mana of any one color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play artifact spells or activated abilities of artifacts.) (S) Razor Golem...

*After six months of searching through the darkness, Ransac finds his way back to the maze!* Now, back to finding that midget porn! *Unfortunately, the halls are now littered with madget guards, angry that their madget friend was shot and are still looking for the guilty one. Ransac tells one...

I have a feeling that the top card of Melkor's library is BFM. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

Don't worry. It won't be around for too long. Didn't you get the drill last round, Spidey? No life-gaining for you! Ransac, cpa trash man

That works. :D

Untap, Upkeep, Mountain, Vedalken Engineer. done Ransac: 20 Hand: 14 In Play: (T) Island (T) Mountain (S) Vedalken Engineer (1/1, T: Add two mana of any one color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play artifact spells or activated abilities of artifacts.) Graveyard: RFG: Moosica...

Mooseman = pwned. Ransac, cpa trash man

Can I cast Death Spark on it? Ransac, cpa trash man

I got heads last time... Ransac, cpa trash man

*While KJ is complaining, Ransac eases his 6 iron into his ball, setting up a possible birdie on a par 3.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope... no doubt... :D Island, done. Ransac: 20 Hand: 15 In Play: (U) Island Graveyard: RFG: Moosica Lewinsky: 20 Hand: 15 In Play: Graveyard: RFG: Ransac, cpa trash man

Indeed...... or maybe I'm just a better person than you. :D.... ....no... wait.... no, that can't be it.... Ransac, cpa trash man

Some goblin fun-ness 4 Goblin Legionnaire 1 Adarkar Valkyrie 1 Enduring Renewal 1 Goblin Trenches 1 Goblin Grenade 1 Debtors' Knell 1 Swords to Plowshares 1 Mogg War Marshal 1 Goblin Warchief 1 Disenchant 1 Goblin Matron 1 Lightning Bolt 1 Dwarven Pony 1 Goblin Gardener 1 Repercussion 1...

*The golf ball rolls away four feet away.* Impressive smash there, iron guns. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks in shock as his rabbit is sucked away, put quickly holds up a release, stating that "while the rabbit is made of lead, it has no lead paint on it." The rabbit is immediately unsucked and falls to the ground about 40 yards away.* phew.... *Ransac notices Tony standing right...