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So you might say that you are "tired" of us? I don't get it. Ward clobbers the drama queen with his bicycle wheel. Oh.

Electrodent? Clearly Pikachu is a lagomorph. What are you going to do, Ward? Prove that he doesn't have a baculum? No, you demented, unreliable firearm. There are much better ways of... And which path do we take to reach this king of Queens, oh great leader? The middle path is treacherous...

Do not blame Pikachu. His instinct as a predator is to nibble on lichen and also to electrocute birds, apparently. Who keeps a chicken in a zoo, anyway? A chicken isn't really a zoo animal. Ward proceeds toward Queens.

While Dorgath inspects the gem, before anyone has a chance to examine the compartment that Dorgath found at the base of the altar and before Throg can retrieve his axe from the wall, everyone sees Carrow turn on his heel in alarm at a new threat. Six ghouls barge into the room. Round 1 -The...

Thank you, McGill. Alas, I am still satiated from the delicious cheeseburger non-beef sandwich, which I consumed back at the Safeway. For now, I must abstain. And that means more chicken for the rest of you. I just realized we don't have any pasta anyway. Oh well.

We should be but two miles from the Queens gate. Perhaps one of their captive animals made it this far? And if not, well, I make a mean chicken pasta. Sophia, you are a shotgun. Firearms are nearly useless for food preparation. In addition to that indisputable fact, I am far too tired to chase...

I thought they taught you guys how to shoot back at the academy. They did! You missed. Twice. Ward uses periphrasis to change Sophia from an unloaded shotgun into a loaded shotgun. That was excellent work, McGill. Now, since Melkor's ghost is surely immune to any contagion that might have...

Ward uses affixation to make Sophia a shotgun. He aims for the zombie's head. Now I am ready. Bonum nocte, culus.

I recall reading about an effective method for defeating this type of miscreant. However, I will require a distraction... Careful, everyone. Maybe his bite will infect you or something. I read that that's a thing that can happen. Ward uses anagram to turn Sophia into a gun.

Finally.

Well, this is only a language violation if he actually murdered someone that used proper grammar... True, but you're currently riding on my back. I fail to see what that has to do with... Sophia charges the face-eater.

-Carrow charges the statue with his Blade of Courrone, but still hasn't closed the distance. -Kelgar bashes the statue (3 damage). -Dorgath strikes the statue with his axe (3 damage). -Dorgath kicks the base of the statue (3 damage). Round 10 -The Power Phase is 3 for this turn. -Dorgath's...

Ward hops on Sophia's back. You should be useful in contending with zoo animals, as you are one of them yourself. Nonsense. I've never been to a zoo in my life. A fascinating detail, to be sure. Now then, talking gnu, vitamin-soaked phantom, ghost, and mutant pika: let us journey to this...

Dorgath removes the key from the chaos warrior's neck. Dorgath and Kelgar move forward to search the room while Carrow stands guard. Dorgath finds a compartment hidden at the base of the altar. Kelgar retrieves an iron key from the fallen orc. Then the eyes of the bronze statue above the altar...

Round 8 -The Power Phase is 5 for this turn. -Dorgath's Lifestone of Ashraz heals 3 of his Wounds. -Carrow shoots Chaos Warrior #3. The arrow lodges in the enemy's armor. -Chaos Warrior #1 swipes Throg's head with his blade (5/19). -Chaos Warrior #1 his Throg's torso with another swing (3/19)...

Round 6 -The Power Phase is 1 for this turn. No Unexpected Events during boss fights. -Dorgath's Lifestone of Ashraz fully restores his Wounds. -Carrow nails Chaos Warrior #3 with an arrow to the chest (2 damage). -Chaos Warrior #1 thrusts at Throg, but Throg parries. -Chaos Warrior #1 stabs...

Correct. In fact, Dorgath could attach the Runestone of Destruction, level-up, and then get up to three more runes inscribed by a runesmith (because he'd then be Level 2, and he gets two DGR runes per battle-level).

Ward tosses the bicycle wheel into the air and catches it by the spokes.

Let's just open everyone's inventories... Name: Throg G'Nflor Wounds: 7/19 Move: 4 Weapon Skill: 4 Ballistic Skill: 5+ Strength: 3 Toughness: 3(5)(if Sword of Defiance is equipped, then 8) Initiative: 3 Attacks: 1 Damage: 1D6 Pinning: 5+ Luck: 0 Willpower: 2 Gold: 3,418 Items: *Currently...

Dorgath opens his inventory... Name: Dorgath Rockhammer Wounds: 13/15 (at the end of the 5th round of this combat) Move: 4 Weapon Skill: 4 Ballistic Skill: 5+ Strength: 3 Toughness: 4(5) Initiative: 2 Attacks: 1 Damage: 1D6 (+1) Pinning: 5+ Luck: 0 Willpower: 4 Gold: 2,176 Items: *Equipped -...