cream puff stands in the middle of the battle field with his peeter in his hands waitin on the rebels to quit whinin
and start getting ready to bite the backside of his sword blade
FIGHT OR DIE SISSIES
Uh CreamPuff put your weenie away, They dont pay me enuff for this crap. DeathKnight i want more money if im gona have to fight with CreamPuff and his weenie.
Im a Rebel, but unbeknownst to u, ive been in the forest, summoning the elves, thats my ability, im a Skyshroud Poacher, so now u must face 22 pissed off elves!!!! HAHAHAHA THEY HAVENT HAD THEIR LATTE' THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ah damn, this didn't turn out how i wanted it to. so i guess i pay all the mercs AND rebels for their cooperation. well guys im paying ya just to show you i'm a nice guy.
I'm here to bring together all mecanaries and rebels to beat up snorlax and all the other pokemon. May the pokemon burn in our rightousness. who ever joins me gets +99/+99 till end of turn and also a copy of the power nine ha ha ha