Your Favorite Card Nickname(s)

Discussion in 'Classic Questions' started by Mikeymike, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. chunkymonky1053 the caucasian-asian

    Twisted abombination= The black Knight (from Monty Python: The one that can't die)
    Drudge Skeletons= or hehe Druged Skeleton
    Serra Angel = hubba hubba ;)
    Vizzedrix or whatever= Sharp pointy teeth (also from Monty Python)
    Counterspell = What did you say??
    Akroma = You are going to regret that...
    Flying Carpet = Alladin (Damn you Walt Disney!!!:mad: )
    Unsummon = Remember me???

    There are many more I will post later.
  2. Darius099 TDZK Mod & 3+ Year Player

    Personally, I love to call Deep Analysis by it's true name.

    Deep Analysis -> Deep Anal

    That's gotten me in some trouble, I have to think to not call it Deep Anal nowadays... >.<

    ~Darius099
  3. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Hmm, seen this one a lot, especially when MTGO was first out. Then, just like in your case, it got problematic. I think there were even a lot of references to this "nickname" in SCG articles back in the day.

    I can't help but think that it's a conspiracy by WotC: Put Masticore's pic on a card that is sure to be called "Deep Anal."
  4. Force of Will Smith New Member

    Crap rotation and City of Ass have been the most common i've heard.
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I used to always do "How many cards are in all graveyards" for Avatar of Woe, but I sold them so I can't do that anymore...

    Saprazzan Heir = "my fiancé"
  6. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Eternal Witness... = Jax..

    'cause the poundings keep coming...

    (mortal kombat...)
  7. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Jax was okay, the one I couldn't stand was named, I think, Nightwolf. I would beat the crap out of him until he was almost dead, and then he would stop me and pull out an axe and chop my head off--not cool.
  8. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Not a fan of night wolf either...

    Yosei - You see...

    As in "You see... me whooping your tail..."
  9. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Prodigal Sorcerrer = Tim
    Rod of Ruin = Tim on a stick
    Pirate Ship = Tim on a ship
  10. Limited Yes, but we won't care

    Fleetfoot Panther = Fleetwood Mac
    Yavimaya Elder = Gran'pa!
    Avatar of Woe = Avatar of WOW!
    Hermit Druid = Kermie (in miss piggy voice)
  11. jorael Craptacular!

    erhnam djinn = herman

    thorn elemental = sings 'me so thorny'

    spellbombs = Tom Jones imitation: 'spellbomb, spellbomb, you're my spellbomb'
  12. Limited Yes, but we won't care

    Commander Eesha =
    "O Eesha, O Eesha, ecoute moi.."

    Every morph =
    "Es uno Morph Spectacularrrrrrr"
    -or-
    "Manly men use morphs!"
  13. Shabbaman insert avatar here

    Obv. the nick I remember using longest is the simple "hippy" for hypnotic specter. I mean, the guy even has a pony tail...

    I also like to sing a song when playing "stitch together": "Let's stitch together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony...". Unfortunately, I have no clue what band plays that song (with the text "let's come together", duh).
  14. Limited Yes, but we won't care

    If thought it was something like 'army of lovers' but google thinks it's "beloved"
  15. Killer Joe Active Member

    Okay, this is not for a specific card but any green creature with a p/t of 4/4 or higher; I like to call it: "Señor Phat!"
  16. Shiro Time Devourer I have returned!

    Morphling- Madonna: Because it constantly changes who it is and once it's in action, almost nothing can stop it.
  17. jorael Craptacular!

    I have some portugese basic lands (terreno). It started with saying "Ilha del Muerte" (this is probalby entirely wrong, grammar-wise) whenever I would drop an Island (Ilha). Soon after I started doing it with any of the foreign lands :)
  18. Killer Joe Active Member

    Rofellos, Llanowar Emmissary = "Rufus" and my 'house rule' is that everytime you tap him for mondo mana, you have to say in a huge urban BMF voice, "Yeah"
  19. Photon Eater Two-Mana Instant

    Glacial Ray = Rachel Ray
    Mother of Runes = Doom Granny

    I would say my nickname for Otherworldly Journey, but it's sort of obscene.
  20. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Super Thread Necro!

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