You are forced to drink but one for the rest of your life...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rando, Jun 7, 2001.

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There can be only 1

Coca-Cola 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Pepsi 29 vote(s) 100.0%
  1. Rando Freaky Bear

    Coke Wins!!!!

    Take that Pepsi, you pansey!
  2. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Jolt! Jolt! Give me my Jolt damn it! Pepsi + Cocacola = -2! Jolt + 0 = INFINITY! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHSDABHASFFEBHJHBFEHBADFJBFHQEHGFQEBHF!Q@!!!@#@!@!#@!
  3. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    somebody give that man a sedative...;)
  4. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    I don't need sedatives! Just CAFFEINE!!!!!!!
  5. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    COKE SUCKS!!!

    Every time you drink it, it makes you thirstier, forcing you to drink more, and more, and more. Pepsi on the other hand quenches your thirst.
  6. RabidKimba I loathe the undead.

    Coke, because I live in Atlanta, and I will be immediately shot by Coke's "Public Relations" office if I say otherwise.
  7. Neo_Keo -=[I]=- []2ice |Voodles

    What about water ?

    I like water.


    Coke is not taht bad. Pepsi is sweeter and gives taht sensation iny our mouth.

    Anyways if they can afford to pay Britney Spears to do their commercial then they must makemore money then Coke. I would think.


    My 8 year old nephew likes coke. He won't drink pepsi unless thats the only drink available.

    but in the end Pepsi is better.......Right guys?

    I knew you'd agree :D:D:D:D:D
  8. TomB Administrative Assistant

    But it looks like I'm not the only one...;)
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Who knows how much Pepsi is paying Britney? And I'm sure Coke is paying their own spokespeople plenty.

    The good thing about Pepsi is that they have Mountain Dew :)
  10. Neo_Keo -=[I]=- []2ice |Voodles

    Right on Spidey :D:D

    And now they have Code Red Mountain Dew ( with a splash of cherry ) hooorrrraayyy :D:D:D:D
  11. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

  12. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Here are some interesting facts about coke:

    1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol
    carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove
    blood from the highway after a car accident.

    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke
    and it will be gone in two days.

    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola
    into the toilet bowl and Let the "real thing" sit for
    one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid
    in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
    Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds
    Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
    Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
    away the corrosion.

    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth
    soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several
    minutes.

    7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola
    into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil,
    and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is
    finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings
    to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

    8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of
    coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and
    run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help
    loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze
    from your windshield.

    FYI:

    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric
    acid. Its pH is 2.8.It will dissolve a nail in about
    4 days.
    2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate)
    the commercial truck must use the hazardous material
    place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
    3. The distributors of coke have been using it to
    clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
  13. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Mountain Dew code red SUCKS! SUcks I say! It tastes like cough syrup! Stick with the original, it has more CAFFEINE! HAHAHAHAHA!

    Were all DOOMED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  14. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    now I know I'm getting "cleaned out" whenever I drink coke...I knew I felt less rusty lately...:eek:
  15. Ephrils This Space For Rent

    I voted Pepsi. At least I won't disolve from the inside out drinking it :D
  16. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Yet another taken in...

    from here

    "Origins: Many of the entries above are just simple household tips involving Coca-Cola. That you can cook and clean with Coke is relatively meaningless from a safety standpoint -- you can use a wide array of common household substances (including water) for the same purposes; that doesn't necessarily make them dangerous. The fact is that all carbonated soft drinks contain carbonic acid, which is moderately useful for tasks such as removing stains and dissolving rust deposits (although plain soda water is much better for such purposes than Coca-Cola or other soft drinks, as it doesn't leave a sticky sugar residue behind). Carbonic acid is relatively weak, however, and people have been drinking carbonated water for many years with no detrimental effects.

    The rest of the claims offered here are, in a word, stupid. Coca-Cola does contain small amounts of citric acid (from the orange, lemon, and lime oils in its formula) and phosphoric acid. However, all the insinuations about the dangers these acids might pose to people who drink Coca-Cola ignore a simple concept familiar to any first-year chemistry student: concentration. Coca-Cola contains less citric acid than orange juice does, and the concentration of phosphoric acid in Coke is far too small (a mere 11 to 13 grams per gallon of syrup, or about 0.20 to 0.30 per cent of the total formula) to harm anyone, no matter how much Coke he guzzles. The only people who proffer the ridiculous statements that Coca-Cola will dissolve a steak, a tooth, or a nail in a matter of days are people who have never actually tried any of these things, because they just don't happen. (Anyone who conducts these experiments will find himself at the end of two days with a whole tooth, a whole nail, and one very soggy t-bone.)

    The next time you're stopped by a highway patrolman, try asking him if he's ever cleaned blood stains off a highway with Coca-Cola. If you're lucky, by the time he stops laughing he'll have forgotten about the citation he was going to give you. "

    If you can prove your list, please let me know... :) Otherwise there's nothing extraordinary about it.
  17. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Coke




    Prince RXI, wish you were here.
  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    And, seeing as how I live in Atlanta, I would have been shot, maimed, and killed if I answered the latter.


    Plus, the little girl is starting to annoy me.


    Ransac, not quite home yet
  19. Darkstar An Entire Marching Band

    Hey what about Yoohoo? Who doesnt enjoy the full flavor of Chocolate milk at its peak?
  20. Apollo Bird Boy

    She's only starting to annoy you?

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