With the Elections coming up....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bob, Oct 20, 2000.

  1. DÛke Memento Mori

    Or you'll feel the never-been-felt-pain!
    I DO NOT have to list any "points" as to why I should be the Black master. It is known all around. It has tainted everyone.

    Blood, bleed, my forever lasting, undead, deed.

    I want you in pain
    how madely insane
    how much of bane
    I could inject you
    right through your

    If you know me
    you're dead
    If you don't
    you'll dread
    I'll haunt you down
    until I see the red
    I want your blood
    it's mine, till the end
    I want your soul
    I want you shred

    Give me what I need
    you're blood
    sweet bleed
    I'll feed
    On your soul
    Give me your blood
    I'll proceed
    you'll cede

    Give my possession
    or feel the agression
    I'm with obsession
    with the blood and oppression
    MY profession
    To kill?
    Or slay?
    MY question

    Give your blood
    your soul
    And proceed
    Am I sure?

    "Wait peacefully for your journey to death."
  2. Bob Idiot

    When it is narrowed down to 2 canidates, we'll choose our vices.
    YJ(Note to self, kill him)=?
    Hawaiian Mage=3 colors. Choose one. :mad:
    Magicman Moe=?
    CE=Black(If he comes back. There can be 100 canidates.)
  3. DÛke Memento Mori

    That's my best friend's name:)!


    For BLACK: we have DÛke, Namielus, and Voldaron.
    For Blue: we have Gerode.
    For White: we have Bob.
    For Red: we have Nodnarb.
    For Green: we have NO ONE.
    For Artifacts: we have Melkor.


    [Edited by DÛke on 10-21-00 at 07:59 AM]
  4. Bob Idiot

    we forgot Nodnarb=Red
  5. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...I didn't forget anyone, Bob;)!
    (Ofcourse, I had to edit my post inorder NOT TO FORGET anyone:)).
  6. terzarima New Member

    For one thing, if Zadok had read this he would be for green, but I think he has enough responsibilities at this moment.

    People can you not see? It is not the color of card that makes a great man, but the way his mind works (I say that should get of Gerode, DUke, Nameilus, and a couple more people) look at YJ's sig, now thats a ripe mind (ready to fall off the tree and start to rot) but people I urge you to vote for someone you beleive in.

    Oh and by the way Gerode, I like that idea. Ademis supreme court leader and carrier out of executions sound pretty fun :)
  7. Killer Joe Active Member

    I am running for the "Five-Color Green" party!
    And if I win the election <huh, I'll be damned surprised>, Uh-hum, If I win the election I'll promise to make so that no one will be ashamed to play 5cG again!
  8. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...maybe you'd like to feel some wrath before you judge, no?
  9. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Why should I pic just one?
  10. arachiron New Member

    *Shudder* Hey, I'll vote for any one of you guys...on one condition. Okay, maybe two.

    1. Make sure Bush gets elected thus ensuring standards will be set so low that we'd be worshiping dung beetles--or the sons thereof. "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning."

    2. Make sure Al gets elected. Monotone robots rule! "Kiss me Tipper or I'll invent a transmitter to launch my speeches globally." (so I made that one up) :)

    Or, the wonderful third option: get an universal dictator and get one fast. Namely, me. Vote for me or die by lethal injection. See, you do have a choice.
  11. Melkor Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

    So remember to vote Melkor when the time comes. I will fight for whatever I feel like fighting for at the time.
  12. Thrash Golem New Member


    green is my favorite color.. hermits and verdant forces and everything!

    please make me green
  13. Thrash Golem New Member

    My crazy campaign promises:

    All squirrels and saprolings will get +1/+1!!

    Thallid Ice Cream Man will be our mascot!

    I don't need a VP, i can be the VP. i got a dual nature out!

    I will abolish all taxes if your a green dude.

    I will sacrifice my city of solitude to the claws of gix if i am elected

    I will hereon be known as Thrash Golem, Eladamri the Ancient Hermit of Oaks and Squirrels
  14. Bob Idiot

    TICM AS OUR MASCOT!?!?!?!?!
    Now Apollo, there's a good mascot.
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    [me]'s laughing at Yellowjacket's earlier (the first) comment made to him at the podium...[/me]
  16. terzarima New Member

    Hey! Melkor, I'm no American I'm Canadian, EH!!!

    Duke what is this wrath you are talking about?
  17. Bob Idiot

    • Abolish Mana costs!
    • Give every poor person a Black Lotus! Heck, give everyone a Black lotus!
    • Make a powerful army of Angels to defend the CPA!
    • Make Nanokill head General, and Multani, Darsh, and Dw generals too!
    • 1 million Mana for Newbies and Scrubs!
    • Make Apollo our National Bird!
    • Cast many glorious Anthems, giving all CPA-ers +4/+4!
    • And many more!!
    Vote Bob, and his running mate!(Soon to be found)
    In 5 days, it will Be Super Tuesday, and we'll pick the 5 canidates!
  18. Apollo Bird Boy

    I think Bob has a wonderful idea. Henceforth, I am running in a seperate election:


    If elected, I will do my best to make an intelligent post every once in a while.:)
  19. Melkor Well-Known Member

    Given Ransac's recent announcement of his candidacy for 2008, I think it's important that we look back at his record. As you can see, he practically has no record from his previous run in 2000. That might work for Supreme Court nominees, but can we trust a man who has gone from being handsome and debonair to someone who consorts with the lower order primates? Additionally, I'd have to say it is a sad state of affairs that so many of the problems identified eight years ago have not been solved, such as the lack of an angel army to defend the CPA, as well as the continued problems with not having enough pornography at the CPA notables.
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I object to this slander! I have ALWAYS been affiliated with Primates (they protest the use of the term "lower order" as they were not consulted when the term was concieved). My bid in 2000 was merely a way for the public to realize who I was. I was thrust into the eyes of the people and after my defeat, I bounced back with a popular campaign which people could enjoy in the comfort of their own tree while eating nice bananas, lice, and caviar!

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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