With the Elections coming up....

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DÛke

Guest
Or you'll feel the never-been-felt-pain!
I DO NOT have to list any "points" as to why I should be the Black master. It is known all around. It has tainted everyone.

Blood, bleed, my forever lasting, undead, deed.

I want you in pain
feel
how madely insane
how much of bane
I could inject you
right through your
sane
pathetic
brain

If you know me
you're dead
If you don't
you'll dread
I'll haunt you down
until I see the red
I want your blood
it's mine, till the end
I want your soul
I want you shred

Give me what I need
you're blood
sweet bleed
I'll feed
On your soul
indeed
Give me your blood
I'll proceed
disobay
you'll cede

Give my possession
or feel the agression
I'm with obsession
with the blood and oppression
MY profession
To kill?
Or slay?
MY question
Discretion

Give your blood
your soul
And proceed
Am I sure?
Indeed

"Wait peacefully for your journey to death."
 
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Bob

Guest
When it is narrowed down to 2 canidates, we'll choose our vices.
Bob=White
YJ(Note to self, kill him)=?
DUke=Black
Namielus=Black
Gerode=Blue
Hawaiian Mage=3 colors. Choose one. :mad:
Magicman Moe=?
Melkor=Artifacts
Voldaron=Black
CE=Black(If he comes back. There can be 100 canidates.)
Ransac=?
 
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DÛke

Guest
That's my best friend's name:)!

Here:

For BLACK: we have DÛke, Namielus, and Voldaron.
For Blue: we have Gerode.
For White: we have Bob.
For Red: we have Nodnarb.
For Green: we have NO ONE.
For Artifacts: we have Melkor.

There:)...

[Edited by DÛke on 10-21-00 at 07:59 AM]
 
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DÛke

Guest
...I didn't forget anyone, Bob;)!
(Ofcourse, I had to edit my post inorder NOT TO FORGET anyone:)).
 
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terzarima

Guest
For one thing, if Zadok had read this he would be for green, but I think he has enough responsibilities at this moment.

People can you not see? It is not the color of card that makes a great man, but the way his mind works (I say that should get of Gerode, DUke, Nameilus, and a couple more people) look at YJ's sig, now thats a ripe mind (ready to fall off the tree and start to rot) but people I urge you to vote for someone you beleive in.

Oh and by the way Gerode, I like that idea. Ademis supreme court leader and carrier out of executions sound pretty fun :)
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
I am running for the "Five-Color Green" party!
And if I win the election <huh, I'll be damned surprised>, Uh-hum, If I win the election I'll promise to make so that no one will be ashamed to play 5cG again!
 
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arachiron

Guest
*Shudder* Hey, I'll vote for any one of you guys...on one condition. Okay, maybe two.

1. Make sure Bush gets elected thus ensuring standards will be set so low that we'd be worshiping dung beetles--or the sons thereof. "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning."

2. Make sure Al gets elected. Monotone robots rule! "Kiss me Tipper or I'll invent a transmitter to launch my speeches globally." (so I made that one up) :)

Or, the wonderful third option: get an universal dictator and get one fast. Namely, me. Vote for me or die by lethal injection. See, you do have a choice.
 
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Melkor

Well-known member
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

So remember to vote Melkor when the time comes. I will fight for whatever I feel like fighting for at the time.
 
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Thrash Golem

Guest
HEY I AM GREEN


green is my favorite color.. hermits and verdant forces and everything!



please make me green
 
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Thrash Golem

Guest
My crazy campaign promises:


All squirrels and saprolings will get +1/+1!!

Thallid Ice Cream Man will be our mascot!

I don't need a VP, i can be the VP. i got a dual nature out!

I will abolish all taxes if your a green dude.

I will sacrifice my city of solitude to the claws of gix if i am elected

I will hereon be known as Thrash Golem, Eladamri the Ancient Hermit of Oaks and Squirrels
 
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Bob

Guest
TICM AS OUR MASCOT!?!?!?!?!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Apollo, there's a good mascot.
 
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terzarima

Guest
Hey! Melkor, I'm no American I'm Canadian, EH!!!

Duke what is this wrath you are talking about?
 
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Bob

Guest
  • Abolish Mana costs!
  • Give every poor person a Black Lotus! Heck, give everyone a Black lotus!
  • Make a powerful army of Angels to defend the CPA!
  • Make Nanokill head General, and Multani, Darsh, and Dw generals too!
  • 1 million Mana for Newbies and Scrubs!
  • Make Apollo our National Bird!
  • Cast many glorious Anthems, giving all CPA-ers +4/+4!
  • And many more!!
Vote Bob, and his running mate!(Soon to be found)
In 5 days, it will Be Super Tuesday, and we'll pick the 5 canidates!
 
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Apollo

Guest
I think Bob has a wonderful idea. Henceforth, I am running in a seperate election:

VOTE APOLLO FOR CPA BIRD!

If elected, I will do my best to make an intelligent post every once in a while.:)
 
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Melkor

Well-known member
Given Ransac's recent announcement of his candidacy for 2008, I think it's important that we look back at his record. As you can see, he practically has no record from his previous run in 2000. That might work for Supreme Court nominees, but can we trust a man who has gone from being handsome and debonair to someone who consorts with the lower order primates? Additionally, I'd have to say it is a sad state of affairs that so many of the problems identified eight years ago have not been solved, such as the lack of an angel army to defend the CPA, as well as the continued problems with not having enough pornography at the CPA notables.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I object to this slander! I have ALWAYS been affiliated with Primates (they protest the use of the term "lower order" as they were not consulted when the term was concieved). My bid in 2000 was merely a way for the public to realize who I was. I was thrust into the eyes of the people and after my defeat, I bounced back with a popular campaign which people could enjoy in the comfort of their own tree while eating nice bananas, lice, and caviar!

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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