Second question: Hmm... let's see, a pile of almonds gives me splinters, a glass of almonds is sharp, a bowl of almonds isn't very chewy, so I'll say C.
Third question: See my response to question #3.
Question 4: Which of these never go down when they come up?
A:A piece of cheese
B:You zipper after it gets stuck
C:Wile E. Coyote and the Bandit 4
D:A copy of "Crackwhore" Magazine, the one with Cartman's mom on the cover.
Question 5: What is the proper way to introduce someone?
A:Welcome
B:Qelcome
C:I STOLE ALL THE CHEESE!!!!!!! THE LOVELY, PINING CHEESE!!!!!!
D:Grapefruits and flies
E: Introduce your friend Bob and say:
You: This is The Gimp.
Bob: Dude, my name is Bob.
You: (b!tch-slap Bob/The Gimp) Don't talk back to me Gimp, or I'll put you back in your hole!
Bob: No, not the hole again!
You: Shut-up gimp, you know you love it.
Question 6: Do you know the muffin man?
A: The muffin man?
B: THE MUFFIN MAN!
C: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane.
D: All and none of the above.