Who wants to pretend to be a MULTI-Millionaire!!!!!!!

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BACK!!!!!! 0 vote(s) 0.0%
This again? Well, um......YEAH!!!!!!!!! IT'S BACK!!!!! 3 vote(s) 100.0%
  1. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Inspired by Sejjano's evil little cat, Sky-Sky. :D
    (just ask her about it...)
  2. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Any way to skin a cat is acceptable.
  3. EricBess Active Member

    But first you have to catch the cat...

    My cousins had a long-haired cat that they shaved to look like a feline poodle. I'm make that my final answer...
  4. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Q. (for Queer)- Rip off the cat's claws and shave it with them. Then shave the claws and reatach them.

    Prince RXI, Now has to run from that mob of The Sociaty for the Provention of Cruelty to Animals (S.P.C.A.)!!!
  5. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Second question: Hmm... let's see, a pile of almonds gives me splinters, a glass of almonds is sharp, a bowl of almonds isn't very chewy, so I'll say C.
    Third question: See my response to question #3.
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The answer, of course, is D.

    Question 4: Which of these never go down when they come up?
    A:A piece of cheese
    B:You zipper after it gets stuck
    C:Wile E. Coyote and the Bandit 4
    D:A copy of "Crackwhore" Magazine, the one with Cartman's mom on the cover.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. theorgg Slob

    E, a Jar of Almonds
  8. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    A- a piece of cheese(with doody on it that is).

    Prince RXI
  9. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    F: a spork correctly weighted so that it balances perfectly on the 3rd tine from the right.
  10. theorgg Slob

    I said E, A JAR OF ALMONDS!!! DAMMIT!!
  11. Mikeymike Captain Hiatus

    D - The Crackwhore Ms. Cartman double-spread
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I apologize for my lack of questions.

    The answer, obviously, is E: A jar of almonds.

    Question 5: What is the proper way to introduce someone?
    D:Grapefruits and flies

    Ransac, cpa trash manh
  13. Mikeymike Captain Hiatus

    E: Introduce your friend Bob and say:
    You: This is The Gimp.
    Bob: Dude, my name is Bob.
    You: (b!tch-slap Bob/The Gimp) Don't talk back to me Gimp, or I'll put you back in your hole!
    Bob: No, not the hole again!
    You: Shut-up gimp, you know you love it.
  14. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

  15. theorgg Slob

    A: Welcome

    Just don't go all southern and say "Wee'll come!" as it mite spook somone out... *

    True story... :(
  16. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    N. be a french cow and say, "le mou mou, haugh haugh haugh".
  17. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    Q. Do you know where I can find a cheese grater and a monkey?
  18. CAMDEX Cabal Dementist

    E. a jar of almonds
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The answer, of course, is C:

    Question 6: Do you know the muffin man?
    A: The muffin man?
    C: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane.
    D: All and none of the above.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Mikeymike Captain Hiatus

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