Who wants to pretend to be a MULTI-Millionaire!!!!!!!

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MrXarvox

Guest
Inspired by Sejjano's evil little cat, Sky-Sky. :D
(just ask her about it...)
 
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EricBess

Guest
But first you have to catch the cat...

My cousins had a long-haired cat that they shaved to look like a feline poodle. I'm make that my final answer...
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
Q. (for Queer)- Rip off the cat's claws and shave it with them. Then shave the claws and reatach them.




Prince RXI, Now has to run from that mob of The Sociaty for the Provention of Cruelty to Animals (S.P.C.A.)!!!
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Second question: Hmm... let's see, a pile of almonds gives me splinters, a glass of almonds is sharp, a bowl of almonds isn't very chewy, so I'll say C.
Third question: See my response to question #3.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer, of course, is D.


Question 4: Which of these never go down when they come up?
A:A piece of cheese
B:You zipper after it gets stuck
C:Wile E. Coyote and the Bandit 4
D:A copy of "Crackwhore" Magazine, the one with Cartman's mom on the cover.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
F: a spork correctly weighted so that it balances perfectly on the 3rd tine from the right.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I apologize for my lack of questions.


The answer, obviously, is E: A jar of almonds.



Question 5: What is the proper way to introduce someone?
A:Welcome
B:Qelcome
C:I STOLE ALL THE CHEESE!!!!!!! THE LOVELY, PINING CHEESE!!!!!!
D:Grapefruits and flies


Ransac, cpa trash manh
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
E: Introduce your friend Bob and say:
You: This is The Gimp.
Bob: Dude, my name is Bob.
You: (b!tch-slap Bob/The Gimp) Don't talk back to me Gimp, or I'll put you back in your hole!
Bob: No, not the hole again!
You: Shut-up gimp, you know you love it.
 
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theorgg

Guest
A: Welcome

Just don't go all southern and say "Wee'll come!" as it mite spook somone out... *




True story... :(
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
N. be a french cow and say, "le mou mou, haugh haugh haugh".
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Q. Do you know where I can find a cheese grater and a monkey?
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer, of course, is C:

Question 6: Do you know the muffin man?
A: The muffin man?
B: THE MUFFIN MAN!
C: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane.
D: All and none of the above.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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