Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire, AGAIN??!?!?!?!

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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
The question is "Can a swallow carry a coconut," but one of the choices is "Maybe, if two carried it together." That may be correct, but it could not be the correct answer, because if it was, it would be negating itself and destroying the balance of the universe and

*TURD CUTTER!!!'s brain blows up*

Too much thinking. I'll just go with A because it's a happy letter.
 
G

Gerode

Guest
I think it would be C. If the velocities are different between the certain breeds of swallows, then the weight capicity probably varies.
 
Z

Zhaneel

Guest
How heavy's the coconut? And the bird? Maybe if it's African it's bigger...

C. If it was an African swallow, it could.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is D

Geroduzzy510: 4
Istanbul: 3
Zhaneel: 2
TURD CUTTER!!!: 2


Question 5: Why did the chicken cross the road.
A: To get to the other side
B: To eat the flower
C: It was attached to the baby
D: One does not know. Perhaps a predator was chasing it or it saw a female chicken on the other side, if it's a male chicken. One hopes there's no traffic.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
The answer is D. I don't think that any person has figured out the art of chicken mind reading yet.
 
G

Gerode

Guest
A.
That's the only reason why something would cross the road. How could it get a flower or run from a predator if it wasn't trying to reach the other side?
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
D, unless one is amused by roadkill and hopes there _is_ traffic
 
R

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is D.

Note: I hope you guys haven't thought I've abandoned you when I was in Hawaii.


Question 6: What is the name of the first "Grand Slam" champion in the WWF?

A: Bret Hart
B: Shawn Michaels
C: Triple H(Hunter Hurst Helmsley)
D: Ransac and the posse of little American Weasels on Crack(AWC)


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
G

Gerode

Guest
C. Triple H

Isn't Shawn Michaels the censorship guy? I havent' watched wrestling in almost a year.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The correct answer was Shawn Michaels


Question Whatever(I lost count): Why are gay people gay?

A: Because they eat pretzels
B: They like monkies
C: They have six kids
D: A jar of almonds


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
R

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is D: a jar of almonds.


Question Something: Who be dat?
A: It be me
B: It be you
C: Dat be dem
D: Dat be a jar of almonds


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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