Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire, AGAIN??!?!?!?!

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Okay, I'm a little late with this thread. Remember, these are the only competitors:


Zhaneel
Istanbul
TURD CUTTER!!!
Geroduzzy510(or Gerode and Fuzzy510)


Kcul Doog!!!!!!!!!!



Question 1: Why do Germans speak German and not French?

A: Because French people smell funny
B: Their mothers dressed them up in leiderhosen
C: Because Rocky and Bullwinkle was cancelled.
D: A jar of Almonds.




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Istanbul

Guest
The answer is obviously B. By being dressed up in such weird crap, their parents gave them complexes. This hostility is channeled into the usage of German, which is a p*ssed-off language, as everybody knows.

As opposed to French, which is the language of brie.
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
I say the answer is A. The Germans speak German so as not to be confused with smelly French people.
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Why would they want to be be confused with funny-smelling people?
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is B: Their mothers dressed them up in leiderhosen.

Istanbul:1
Geroduzzy510:1
Zhaneel:0
TURD CUTTER!!!:0

Question 2: Why do people get late charges at Blockbuster?
A: People forget to bring their movies back on time
B: People drop their popsicles down the sewer opening and spend all day trying to get it back.
C: Because people are stupid, and ignorant and can't possibly handle the responsibilities of taking FIVE MINUTES out their Oooh sooo busy lives to take their video tapes BACK when they NEED to be, eliminating ANY REASON they would'nt have to YELL AT THE FINE BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEES for 30 MINUTES JUST SO THEY CAN GET THEIR WHOLE 4 DOLLARS BACK THAT THEY NEED SO BADLY TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: A jar of almonds



Ransac, blockbuster employee since Sept '00
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Originally posted by Ransac
The answer is B: Their mothers dressed them up in leiderhosen.

Istanbul:1
Geroduzzy510:1
Zhaneel:0
TURD CUTTER!!!:0

Question 2: Why do people get late charges at Blockbuster?
A: People forget to bring their movies back on time
B: People drop their popsicles down the sewer opening and spend all day trying to get it back.
C: Because people are stupid, and ignorant and can't possibly handle the responsibilities of taking FIVE MINUTES out their Oooh sooo busy lives to take their video tapes BACK when they NEED to be, eliminating ANY REASON they would'nt have to YELL AT THE FINE BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEES for 30 MINUTES JUST SO THEY CAN GET THEIR WHOLE 4 DOLLARS BACK THAT THEY NEED SO BADLY TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: A jar of almonds

Ransac, blockbuster employee since Sept '00
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That would most definitely be *C*. Trust me on this one, people, I KNOW whereof I speak.

- Istanbul, Blockbuster employee since April '01
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
C, because obviously every single person in this universe sits around on their couch all day when they could be returning their Blockbuster videos. It should be everyone's goal in life to return their Blockbuster videos the day before they rent them.

- Zhaneel, Blockbuster employee since never
 
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Gerode

Guest
C, because if it's wrong, I won't fall behind everyone else in scoring.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac calms down.*


Ah, so you guys ARE smarter than most of ther human race.

The correct answer is c: long, ranting answer.



Question 3: Can anybody tell me what hairspray is best used for.

A: Flame Fuel
B: Making sticky floors
C: Um, hair spray?
D: A jar of almonds.




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
I

Istanbul

Guest
I'm gonna say C again. A just begs for a Darwin award, B just means you have to clean it up later, and to choose D, you have to be nuts! (Pun intended)
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
I agree with the shiny cpa member. food is good:). I think that the answer to the question is B. It's funny to watch people struggle to move even though they can't because they're feet are stuck to the ground.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is A: Flame Fuel

Scores so far:
Geroduzzy510: 3
Istanbul: 2
Zhaneel: 1
TURD CUTTER!!!: 1

Zhaneel missed the chance to answer on the last one.



Question 4: What is a stinky monkey?
A: A drink that consists of Kahlua and ground-up hot dogs
B: A monkey that scratches its butt, sniffs its finger, and faints.
C: A song by Vanilla Ice
D: A jar of almonds



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Yyyyyyeah...I'm gonna have to go with B. I've smelled butt before, but it was never bad enough to make me pass out. That's a stinky monkey.
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
B, since i don't know enough to say anything else


i'm gonna lose... oh well :D
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is, in fact, B.


Question 5: Can a swallow carry a coconut?
A. No, it's too small.
B. Maybe, if two carried it together.
C. If it was an African swallow, it could.
D. Where did you get those coconuts, anyway?


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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