Who wants a chance to kill Morphling?

[Hawaiian mage]

How about use Enchantment Alteration to put a Pacism on it, then on your turn enchant it with zephids Embrace?

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

i know i feel like Lex Luthor, but thats all the time

 

[ErinPuff]

I'll be dull and Shock th' damn thing.

 

[Duel]

Aww, that's so.... red.

Wouldn't it be more fun to unyaro bee sting it?

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

serrated arrows

 

[Ransac]

I kick it square in the balls.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Duel]

Morphling, as you may or may not know, has balls of steel... You hurt your foot.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I'd pick it up and tear it into little teeny tiny pieces, and scatter them all over the table, insisting that each card touched by a piece of the Morphling bits is destroyed.

Then I would offer to eat the Morphling bits if you will pay me a dollar, or buy me a drink.

 

[Duel]

you're on!

[me] waves a dollar in front of Chaos Turtle[/me]

 

[Istanbul]

Donate Sorrow's Path to him, then use a Trickster Mage to tap it.

 

[Duel]

Damn, I like it!

Snow fortress.

(5 gets you 10 that nobody knows that card by heart...)

 

[Chaos Turtle]

It does something like, uhm...

Uh...

Well I assume it can deal a point of damage to something...

Umm...

Hell I don't know.

...

Oh, yeah, I "suddenly remembered"!

1: +1/+0
1: +0/+1
3: Whack-a-ninny.

Or something like that.

 

[Duel]

More or less exactly like that......
The card is a crap rare from Ice age that has those abilities....

How about this: Cast blood lust on it, and activate lightning cloud?

 

[Sammy Dead-O]

Play Conspiracy, naming "Broken Annoyances." Donate. Tsabo's Decree.

I must have a lot of mana open.

 

[MrXarvox]

Cauldron dance 2 phyrexian dreadnoughts into play, with pandemonium out. Morphling dies when player dies.