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Duel
Guest
okay, it's his turn, he attacks and taps out to make morphling a 5/1. He has no cards in hand and only morphling and islands on the table. How will you kill this card?
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K9Archmage
Guest
Tim it to death! burn it! Vicious hunger! Drain life! Attack with an elf that has lure on it! Piss on it!
Hoipa
Hoipa
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Thallid Ice Cream Man
Guest
I terrored it a turn ago. Remember? Remember?
Well, maybe not, but you can't assume we have done nothing the entire game while the opponent ammassed a morphling and an infinite number of islands...
If possible, I'd cast Pyroclasm with Death Pits of Rath in play.
Well, maybe not, but you can't assume we have done nothing the entire game while the opponent ammassed a morphling and an infinite number of islands...
If possible, I'd cast Pyroclasm with Death Pits of Rath in play.
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K9Archmage
Guest
How could you terror it when i countered it?
Hoipa
Hoipa
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nodnarb24
Guest
I bolt it, incinerate it, shock it, kindle it, chain lighting it, lightning blast it, block it with a mons goblin raiders, and for good measure, swords to plowshares it.
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Hawaiian mage
Guest
Boomerang...
And the luaghed when I put this card in my mono-black deck! Hwaa ha ha!
And the luaghed when I put this card in my mono-black deck! Hwaa ha ha!
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Duel
Guest
My personal choice?
Flare
2R
Instant
Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
Draw a card at the beginning of next turn's upkeep.
Flare
2R
Instant
Deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
Draw a card at the beginning of next turn's upkeep.
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Darsh
Guest
Battery acid...or eat it...oh, you mean with a magic card right? Diabolic Edict, THE Morphling killer.
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Duel
Guest
Come on, it's tapped out! Any method! Tim your own Mogg Maniac! Come on!
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Apollo
Guest
I take a razor blade and slice the thing to pieces, then throw it in a lighter which will then be buried.
Oh, you mean with a Magic card? Oooohhhh... I'll play Urza's Rage with kicker on it.
Oh, you mean with a Magic card? Oooohhhh... I'll play Urza's Rage with kicker on it.
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Hawaiian mage
Guest
well... I would sacerafice my Urza's Buable, just to annoy my opponent, then I would cast Visions, also to annoy my opponent, then I would tap my Soldier of Fortune and make my opponent shuffle their liberary, also to annoy them, then I would tap my OTHER Soldier of Fortune to annoy my opponent, then I would tap my remaining 14 mana, then I would cast a Reverse Damage on the Morphling, then I would cast a tremor to kill the morphling, then take 10 damage from aman burn dieing any way as though the morphling had goten through. THAT's the right way to do it.
NOTE: I actually have a deck very similar to this, any one who's ever tried (yes, tried IS the right word) to play me knows the harsh reality that is concedation.
[Edited by Hawaiian mage on 12-25-00 at 02:22 PM]
NOTE: I actually have a deck very similar to this, any one who's ever tried (yes, tried IS the right word) to play me knows the harsh reality that is concedation.
[Edited by Hawaiian mage on 12-25-00 at 02:22 PM]
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Istanbul
Guest
Creatureless burn deck.
Death Spark.
Nothing but net.
Death Spark.
Nothing but net.
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Duel
Guest
Sweet.
okay, my second choice way to kill superman when he's thin and tapped out?
Launch + Earthbind = "Wheeeee-SQUISH"
okay, my second choice way to kill superman when he's thin and tapped out?
Launch + Earthbind = "Wheeeee-SQUISH"
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Gerode
Guest
Use Broken Creature #2 - Masticore!
Can I cast Control Magic on it instead?
Can I cast Control Magic on it instead?
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Zadok001
Guest
Rules Gurus, take your positions!!!
I sacrifice my Academy Rector to Goblin Bombardment, putting one damage to Morphling on the stack. I go fetch a Pattern of Rebirth, which I then place on my other Rector. Sacrificing the second Rector for a damage to my opponent, I fetch a Spidersilk Armor and Rector #3. I sack the last Rector for another damage to my opponent, and Trechery a 5/2 Morphling from my opponent!. All damage resolves, and I am left with the 'phling! Wheee!
Better yet...
I use Yawgmoth's Bargain to draw 19 cards, putting me at 1. I tap my City of Brass for a single Black mana, putting the City damage on the stack. Then I Dark Ritual four times, adding 8 mana to my mana pool, one of which is used to cast Culling the Weak, sacrificing my Rector and adding 3 more mana to my mana pool, putting me up to 11 black mana. I use six of that to activate my Planar Portal, searching out a Serra Avatar (1/1). I then use three more mana (leaving me with 2 Black mana floating) for my Belbe's Portal to put my Serra Avatar into play. It's a 1/1. Now my Rector sacrifice triggered effect resolves, I remove Rector from the game, and go get a Flight, which snaps onto my Avatar. The remaining two black mana allow for a second Culling on a random creature, leaving me with 5 mana. Four Ebony Charms later, Serra Avatar is a 5/5 flyer, and my opponent is at four less life. Finally, my one remaining Black mana is shunted through my Skyshroud Elf to White, and I play Ivory Charm, giving all creatures -2/-0.
I take the single damage from City at this point, and I declare my 2/4 flying Serra Avatar as a blocker for my opponent's 3/1 flying Morphling. Yay! Points for the guy with too many cards!
I sacrifice my Academy Rector to Goblin Bombardment, putting one damage to Morphling on the stack. I go fetch a Pattern of Rebirth, which I then place on my other Rector. Sacrificing the second Rector for a damage to my opponent, I fetch a Spidersilk Armor and Rector #3. I sack the last Rector for another damage to my opponent, and Trechery a 5/2 Morphling from my opponent!. All damage resolves, and I am left with the 'phling! Wheee!
Better yet...
I use Yawgmoth's Bargain to draw 19 cards, putting me at 1. I tap my City of Brass for a single Black mana, putting the City damage on the stack. Then I Dark Ritual four times, adding 8 mana to my mana pool, one of which is used to cast Culling the Weak, sacrificing my Rector and adding 3 more mana to my mana pool, putting me up to 11 black mana. I use six of that to activate my Planar Portal, searching out a Serra Avatar (1/1). I then use three more mana (leaving me with 2 Black mana floating) for my Belbe's Portal to put my Serra Avatar into play. It's a 1/1. Now my Rector sacrifice triggered effect resolves, I remove Rector from the game, and go get a Flight, which snaps onto my Avatar. The remaining two black mana allow for a second Culling on a random creature, leaving me with 5 mana. Four Ebony Charms later, Serra Avatar is a 5/5 flyer, and my opponent is at four less life. Finally, my one remaining Black mana is shunted through my Skyshroud Elf to White, and I play Ivory Charm, giving all creatures -2/-0.
I take the single damage from City at this point, and I declare my 2/4 flying Serra Avatar as a blocker for my opponent's 3/1 flying Morphling. Yay! Points for the guy with too many cards!
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Duel
Guest
How about a more simplistic fashion:
Ray of command the morphling, tap city and two other lands to activate general's regalia, putting the damage from the city onto the morphling
Ray of command the morphling, tap city and two other lands to activate general's regalia, putting the damage from the city onto the morphling
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
spinal embrace
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Duel
Guest
OOh! Good one
How about
Flowstone strike
1R
Instant
Tagret creature gains haste and +1/-1 until end of turn.
How about
Flowstone strike
1R
Instant
Tagret creature gains haste and +1/-1 until end of turn.
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
that would be the ultimate kick in the mouth
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Duel
Guest
Yep, I intend to derive satisfaction out of killing the bugger...
Anyone else feel a little like Lex Luthor?
Anyone else feel a little like Lex Luthor?