"Hey, I see you're trying to get into the game, huh? What is it, a Fifth Edition Starter? Let me see, maybe I want something. Damn, this pile sucks! Ok, this is really a crappy card, but I want to do you a favor.. Here, look through my book to see anything you'd like for that City of Brass-crap of yours... Hmm... Thicket Basilisk? I dunno man, it's worth a LOT more than that stupid land that does 1 damage to you everytime you use it! Well, ok, whatever. Just because I'm nice. Good trade!"