Weasel Country and Others

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Ransac, Sep 18, 2000.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    When I play with my cards, my friends laugh their bajookies off.

    Weasel Country
    Land
    Tap to kick target player in the nuts


    Angry Mom
    W
    Instant
    Target player goes home

    Burn Cards
    XU
    Instant
    Burn target X cards. Any player may concede the game to counter this.

    Boredom Box
    2
    Artifact
    Target player stares at this card. If he takes his eyes off this card, He loses the game

    A Snowstorm in Summer
    -5
    Artifact
    This card does nothing


    DEATH TO ALL ANNOYANCES
    B
    Instant
    You may pay may mana of any color instead of the original casting cost if you wish.
    Take target card that can work in a combo and rip it up and all other copies it in target player's deck. Then, take the pieces and throw them on the table or whatever you are playing your game on. Any card that is touch by these pieces, even if they are still in the deck, are ripped up. Repeat until target player concedes.

    You probably don't want to play against me.

    P.S. Hey Jenson(orgg), who finally won the common sealed after I left.

    Mark
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Cream cheese and coconuts

    Ransac, the pumpkin bread baker
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Absolutely
  4. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    I love pumpkin bread, but do not care for coconuts.
    Also, cream cheese is good on occasion.
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Yes, and Peanut-butter flavored yams!


    Ransac, the guy who.... the guy who.....aw forget it
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    New Card!!

    Instant Breakfast!
    2WW
    Enchantment
    If you win the Game while this card is in play, your opponent(s) must treat you to Denny's.

    Ransac, the hungry for a Grand Slam meal
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Here's another one, hot off the presses.

    Death to Pika-poo
    RB
    Instant
    Destroy target non-black creature. If you see someone playing with pokemon cards near you, you may beat the living %&*( out of them and steal their lunch money. Then, light their cards on fire.

    "Mommy, it hurts"


    Ransac, grabble abble
  8. sole specter New Member

    mad father
    1ww
    target player runs home
    leaving cards behind

    erota
    the target of this spell can not conced

    nigel
  9. Zero New Member

    Strip Poker! 1
    Artifact
    T: If oppenent is of the opposite sex as you, whenever any player takes damage, they may remove one article of clothing to prevent that damage.
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Just wanted to bring these old posts out of retirement



    Ransac, reading his very first thread
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    New card

    Monkey Splapper
    G
    Instant
    Target creature must make monkey splapper. It is removed from the game until it physically tells you that it has made monkey splapper.
    You may pay 1 life to return this card to your hand.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Don't Look 2

    Enchantment
    If target player asks for the card's name/effect/casting cost or whatever about this card, he loses.
    If he doesn't you may move target players library into his hand. Do this only before discard fase (or whatever that became).

    Webpage 2

    Sorcery
    Take a random card form the CPA forum and put it into play. If a player tries to object put 20 Weasel tokens into play. These tokens read: Sacrifice: Kick target player in the nuts.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I applaud thee. Good show. You'll make a fine addition to the crazy people here. I had my doubts at first, but you'll do fine.





    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Bob Idiot

    "Once you try it, you're addicted man! It's...like....a....drug!!!!"
    :)
    [me] eats some wackiness[/me]
    "Woah! Cool!!! Look at the colors!!!"
    [me starts shaking like an addict[/me]
  15. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Wait, what if you play "Angry mom" while playing baseball? INSTANT POInt!

    Hoipa
  16. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

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    Dat Ass
    1
    Artifact Creature - Piece-of-Ass
    ---------------------------------------------------
    Tap: Get a life. If within 40 weeks of
    playing this ability, an opponent bears
    a child, sell your Magic collection to
    pay child support.
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I wonder if it'll be a boy or a goblin?"
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    0/1
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  17. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Deteriorating monkey-weasels 3bugwug
    creature

    tap: light a match and fart. if your but turns green, then you can poop on target stomach. IF it doesn't then target stomach must eat your poop.

    Hoipa?
  18. Turtlewax Joe CPA Hater of Train

    just wanted to revive:D
  19. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    The Rockies
    Legendary Land
    Tap: Add beer to your mana pool.

    Deadly Chaos Horror Monster of Evil 1
    Creature - Priest (this oughtta piss them off)
    When Deadly Chaos Horror Monster of Evil comes into play, sacrifice target player.
    1/1
    "Are you sure this is what the most recent errata says?"
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Dang. My first thread/post and you guys STILL ike to post on it.


    Ransac, cpa trash man

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