Weasel Country and Others

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
When I play with my cards, my friends laugh their bajookies off.

Weasel Country
Land
Tap to kick target player in the nuts


Angry Mom
W
Instant
Target player goes home

Burn Cards
XU
Instant
Burn target X cards. Any player may concede the game to counter this.

Boredom Box
2
Artifact
Target player stares at this card. If he takes his eyes off this card, He loses the game

A Snowstorm in Summer
-5
Artifact
This card does nothing


DEATH TO ALL ANNOYANCES
B
Instant
You may pay may mana of any color instead of the original casting cost if you wish.
Take target card that can work in a combo and rip it up and all other copies it in target player's deck. Then, take the pieces and throw them on the table or whatever you are playing your game on. Any card that is touch by these pieces, even if they are still in the deck, are ripped up. Repeat until target player concedes.

You probably don't want to play against me.

P.S. Hey Jenson(orgg), who finally won the common sealed after I left.

Mark
 
C

Chaos Turtle

Guest
I love pumpkin bread, but do not care for coconuts.
Also, cream cheese is good on occasion.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
New Card!!

Instant Breakfast!
2WW
Enchantment
If you win the Game while this card is in play, your opponent(s) must treat you to Denny's.

Ransac, the hungry for a Grand Slam meal
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Here's another one, hot off the presses.

Death to Pika-poo
RB
Instant
Destroy target non-black creature. If you see someone playing with pokemon cards near you, you may beat the living %&*( out of them and steal their lunch money. Then, light their cards on fire.

"Mommy, it hurts"


Ransac, grabble abble
 
S

sole specter

Guest
mad father
1ww
target player runs home
leaving cards behind

erota
the target of this spell can not conced

nigel
 
Z

Zero

Guest
Strip Poker! 1
Artifact
T: If oppenent is of the opposite sex as you, whenever any player takes damage, they may remove one article of clothing to prevent that damage.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
New card

Monkey Splapper
G
Instant
Target creature must make monkey splapper. It is removed from the game until it physically tells you that it has made monkey splapper.
You may pay 1 life to return this card to your hand.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
N

Nifallor Ruler of Kairon

Guest
Don't Look 2

Enchantment
If target player asks for the card's name/effect/casting cost or whatever about this card, he loses.
If he doesn't you may move target players library into his hand. Do this only before discard fase (or whatever that became).

Webpage 2

Sorcery
Take a random card form the CPA forum and put it into play. If a player tries to object put 20 Weasel tokens into play. These tokens read: Sacrifice: Kick target player in the nuts.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I applaud thee. Good show. You'll make a fine addition to the crazy people here. I had my doubts at first, but you'll do fine.





Ransac, cpa trash man
 
B

Bob

Guest
"Once you try it, you're addicted man! It's...like....a....drug!!!!"
:)
[me] eats some wackiness[/me]
"Woah! Cool!!! Look at the colors!!!"
[me starts shaking like an addict[/me]
 
K

K9Archmage

Guest
Wait, what if you play "Angry mom" while playing baseball? INSTANT POInt!

Hoipa
 
C

Chaos Turtle

Guest
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Dat Ass
1
Artifact Creature - Piece-of-Ass
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Tap: Get a life. If within 40 weeks of
playing this ability, an opponent bears
a child, sell your Magic collection to
pay child support.
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"I wonder if it'll be a boy or a goblin?"
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0/1
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K

K9Archmage

Guest
Deteriorating monkey-weasels 3bugwug
creature

tap: light a match and fart. if your but turns green, then you can poop on target stomach. IF it doesn't then target stomach must eat your poop.

Hoipa?
 
I

Istanbul

Guest
The Rockies
Legendary Land
Tap: Add beer to your mana pool.

Deadly Chaos Horror Monster of Evil 1
Creature - Priest (this oughtta piss them off)
When Deadly Chaos Horror Monster of Evil comes into play, sacrifice target player.
1/1
"Are you sure this is what the most recent errata says?"
 
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