When I play with my cards, my friends laugh their bajookies off.
Weasel Country
Land
Tap to kick target player in the nuts
Angry Mom
W
Instant
Target player goes home
Burn Cards
XU
Instant
Burn target X cards. Any player may concede the game to counter this.
Boredom Box
2
Artifact
Target player stares at this card. If he takes his eyes off this card, He loses the game
A Snowstorm in Summer
-5
Artifact
This card does nothing
DEATH TO ALL ANNOYANCES
B
Instant
You may pay may mana of any color instead of the original casting cost if you wish.
Take target card that can work in a combo and rip it up and all other copies it in target player's deck. Then, take the pieces and throw them on the table or whatever you are playing your game on. Any card that is touch by these pieces, even if they are still in the deck, are ripped up. Repeat until target player concedes.
You probably don't want to play against me.
P.S. Hey Jenson(orgg), who finally won the common sealed after I left.
Mark
Weasel Country
Land
Tap to kick target player in the nuts
Angry Mom
W
Instant
Target player goes home
Burn Cards
XU
Instant
Burn target X cards. Any player may concede the game to counter this.
Boredom Box
2
Artifact
Target player stares at this card. If he takes his eyes off this card, He loses the game
A Snowstorm in Summer
-5
Artifact
This card does nothing
DEATH TO ALL ANNOYANCES
B
Instant
You may pay may mana of any color instead of the original casting cost if you wish.
Take target card that can work in a combo and rip it up and all other copies it in target player's deck. Then, take the pieces and throw them on the table or whatever you are playing your game on. Any card that is touch by these pieces, even if they are still in the deck, are ripped up. Repeat until target player concedes.
You probably don't want to play against me.
P.S. Hey Jenson(orgg), who finally won the common sealed after I left.
Mark