[me] does his best Reeves impersonation [/me]
Woah...
Welcome aboard, o ye of the unspellable name. I'm not even gonna try, seeing as my spelling is already under very close scrutiny from DUke and a few other members. I'd hate to screw up.
First things first: H. Mage has NOTHING on me.
Do not worship him, or we will be forced to spy on you like Big Brother and kin. Or we could just boot you off, but I'd never do something like that. I'm a nice admin, really I am... Just a bit loopy every now and then!
Anyways, welcome aboard! Have fun! Without further adieu:
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.
See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}