The third CPA story!

[Jigglypuff]

Everybody involved in the story immediately grabbed the nearest handy weapon and shot, stabbed, mutilated, burned, butchered, and destroyed poor old Colonel Sanders. Then they all grabbed his chicken and ate it until they were stuffed full of food and could not move.

(- Steve -)

 

[Nightstalkers]

Then ran for the hills as thousands of beebles chased them

 

[Bob]

OH THE INSANITY! OH THE BEEBLEICIOUSNESS!

Mmmm...Beebleicious....

Suddenly, Colonel sanders was resurrected as the Giant-Chicken-Bucket-O'-Doom, Terror, Evil, and General Discomfort!

"HO HO HO!" laughed the GCBODTEAGD. "Fear me!"

Everyone just looked around, confused.

The GCBODTEAGD spat out waves of fire to fry the Beebles into crunchy snacks. He then began to sell Crispy Beeble Poppers!


This post has been brought to you by Crispy Beeble Poppers!
"They're so extraordinary, you'll have a coronary!"

 

[Jigglypuff]

Everybody, including the GCBODTEAGD, immediately grabbed the nearest weapon again and shot, stabbed, destroyed, mutilated, spindled, folded, burned, butchered, and obliterated the poor old Colonel again. Then there was a big party celebrating the death of the annoying old guy, with crunchy Beeble snacks and chicken for all. However, the party was interrupted by none other than Gerrard! Before he could wreck the story too much, everybody immediately grabbed the nearest weapon and shot, stabbed, destroyed, mutilated, spindled, folded, burned, butchered, and obliterated the annoying "hero". They decided to take the bodies to the lake to dispose of them, but on the way there...

(- Steve -)

 

[Bob]

obviously you didn't read my post well, jiggly.

the GCBODTEAGD IS Colonel Sanders. When sanders died, he was resurrected as the GCBODTEAGD.

 

[Jigglypuff]

Oh. I thought it said "resurrected by the GCBODTEAGD". Sorry about that. Well, you can disregard the first part of that chapter, but the part where they all kill Gerrard still stands.

(- Steve -)

 

[Zhaneel]

...but on the way there they were jumped by several nasty-looking goblins who wanted to take their lunch money.

 

[train]

so we gave them our lunch money and beeged them to not hurt us!...

 

[Nightstalkers]

But a crazy Nightstalker desided to have fun and mindcontrolled the goblins to hurt each other instead

 

[Zhaneel]

He really needn't have bothered, however, because they were already fighting over the lunch money.

 

[train]

*While watching the goblins scramble over our own lunch money... Train got thirsty and ordered a lemonade with a twist via his watch communicae... he also ordered a few extra drinks in case anyone else wanted something to drink...*

 

[Nightstalkers]

we'll take a tequila with a few punwheel cookies.

The goblins ran towards the new arrival of the Nightstalkers and promptly died as they were riddled with thousands of holes from the giant chain cannons they ran towards.

 

[Zhaneel]

Then the mastermind behind the pathetic attack revealed him/herself. It was none other than...

 

[Jigglypuff]

Train's vicious alter-ego, Maxwell Ardwell! He grabbed all of the drinks and snacks from everyone and took off into the woods to his secret lair deep within the forest. Everyone chased him, trying to get their food back. Unforunately for Max, he stumbled over a fallen tree and was soon cornered by the angry mob of hungry people. They slowly stepped toward him, brandishing lethal knives and empty buckets of chicken.

(- Steve -)

 

[train]

All of a sudden a bunch of kobolds started trouncing around... dancing and laughing at the fallen Ardwell...

*Train had crumbled to a mass on the ground... in total disbelief that his lemonade was spilled everywhere...*

 

[Ransac]

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, a shoe salesman declares war on the kobolds and sends out the GNATS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!*




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Jigglypuff]

The kobolds were completely helpless against the GNATS. They tried to get to their cans of Raid, but they were locked in a storeroom and they had thrown away the key. They tried to break down the door, but it was reinforced with 2 million pounds of titanium, so they ended up hurting themselves very badly. It looked like the end for our beloved Kobolds, but...

(- Steve -)

 

[Nightstalkers]

Questor Thews, from the RPG, builds up a giant power level and releases a spell that should kill all Gnats of War on the planet. But the spell went awry and killed everything in the room except Questor. Shocked and with no intention of killing anything, Questor simply fainted and faded from the scene.

 

[Zhaneel]

Meanwhile, a curious pokemon crawled out of the woods and sniffed at the crumpled train.

 

[train]

*screams*
Dang it puff!!!... quit sniffing me...