The self-glorifying card of Mr. Xarvox

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by MrXarvox, Oct 14, 2000.

  1. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Monkey
    0
    Instant
    Monkey monkey monkey!


    HA, BEAT THAT!
  2. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    um i believe i already did didn't you see the card above that post, i win its over i win
    "the light is merely an illusion for those too timid to embrace the darkness"
  3. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Nope i was more than 10 miles away. SO the monkey card was able to take effect and beat your ass!
  4. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Third-Edition Rules! 0
    Interrupt
    You may reveal this card from your sleeve after shuffling and place it in your hand at the beginning of game.
    This card is played according to Third Edition Rules.(Because all other cards are Sixth Edition Rules, only mana abilities may be used in response) You win.

    This card beats them all! HA!
  5. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    no darkness still wins because since it makes either me or Xarvox god, we simply destroy that card from ever existing, oh and pie boy, it didn't say that it wins all games in a ten mile radius, it said it wins all games at this given moment, so your idiotic monkey card loses


    "the light is merely an illusion for those too timid to embrace the darkness"
  6. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Yes, but you didn't destroy that card. If you had read the monkey card(which you obviously didn't) one of the sections states that it can only be destroyed by another card, not a "god" such as yourself. Also it banished all "gods" from ever playing magic.

    And while that card is played under 3rd edition rules, all others aren't. Its like if you put yourself in a slow time bubble. Everything else would be able to go on normaly, except you. If you had said that the game format is changed to 3rd edition rules, then you would have had a good card. But i can simply counterspell yours
  7. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    Ah. Good 'ol counterspells always do the trick, eh? :D

    Anyway, here's mine

    Multani's spirit
    5GGG
    Summon Legendary Spirit.
    You may sacrifice Multani, Maro-sorcerer and put Multani's spirit into play.
    Multani's spirit has power and toughness equal to the number of cards all players have in play, hand, and graveyard plus 12.
    Multani's Spirit cannot be destroyed in anyway.
    You may only have one copy of Multani's Spirit in your deck.
    Multani's Spirit cannot be the target of spells or abilities. Multani's Spirit cannot be the target of a "search" spell or ability.

    "Multani may one day die, but his spirit will live on." -Yavimaya
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    For crickies sake already!!!! Everybody calm down and let's hear the winner!!!!!!!



    Ransac, yeesh
  9. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    how dense are you, darkness says, no card no matter the text can ever effect it, i believe counterspell is a card
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Monkey the invincible
    G
    Summon cute, but destructive monkey

    Cannot die in combat.
    Cannot be dealt damage in any way.
    Cannot be targeted by spells or abilities.
    Cannot be destroyed by any spell in any way(like wrath of god)
    Destroy any creature that blocks or is blocked by Monkey the Invincible.
    At the end of each turn, stop and eat a banana or
    38/1
    Ransac, creator of the dumbest cards on the planet
  11. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Dw51688
    0
    Summon cheap card that willpiss everyone off

    Dw51688's owner automatically wins the game

    0/1
  12. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Dw51688
    0
    Summon cheap card that willpiss everyone off

    Dw51688's owner automatically wins the game

    0/1

    BOOYAH!
  13. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    I should have been more clear. I wasn't talking about your card when i said that 3rd edition thing. Also, you missed the last few lines of monkey's text. It cercemvents all other cards Past, present, and future. It also doesn't exist on this plane so you can't effect it :p
  14. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    it doesn't matter its still a card, no matter where it exists, it still can't effect darkness
  15. Nifallor's Rage R

    Stop the game, start destroying the world.
    This card can't be target of non-targetting ability's nor targetting ability's.
    If you have nukes, you may play Nifallor's Rage without paying it's mana cost.

    Nifallor, Ruler of Kairon GGGBBB
    7/9
    Planeswalk (may skip from one game to another).
  16. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Word of Xarvox 0
    Instant
    Word of Xarvox does not count as a card, spell, or a piece of existing matter except at the time immediately after you have won all games with it. (Ruling: because this card does not exist for technical purposes, you may have any number of copies of it in your deck at any given time) :)
    Word of Xarvox cannot be countered or targeted.
    You win. (This includes all games, not just magic games, mind you, includes all board games, card games, sports games, wars, etc., you win them all, and this effect also wins all games in the past, present, and future.)(this effect cannot be reversed by anything.)

    Ha.--Mr. Xarvox
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Card of Ransac
    0(counts as a color of your choice)
    Instant that's faster than an instant

    Cannot be countered
    Cannot be targeted by any spell anyway
    This spell can target any permanent(even those cannot be targeted) or Player
    Target player must take a doody on the chosen target


    Ransac, heh-heh-heh
  18. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Loophole 0
    SUPER Enchantment
    Loophole cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
    If loophole is removed from play, return it to play.
    0: choose a card. that card may be the target of spells or effects until end of turn.
  19. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Stuff! 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGWWWWWWWWWWBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUU
    mana source
    You may play Stuff! without paying its casting cost if you sacrifice your soul to Mr. Xarvox.
    You gain ownership of all your opponent's cards.
  20. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    0
    Free-Action
    If this card does not go through, all games everywhere are declared losses. All cards created by Mrs. Xerox(or whatever the name is) are burnt to a crisp. This abilty doesn't target. It can't be countered. This card is an actual physical occurence, not a card. This card counter-acts Darkness. No matter what he says, Xerox lives on earth, and is therefor forced to deal with it's natural cycles. If the sun rises the day after this card is played, he is forever banished from M:TG.
    Ha, ha, ha, friggen-HA! PPE4eva

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