The Question Game!

[DarthFerret]

Only if you want to get trampled!

If a train going 45 mph eastbound is 70 miles away from a hand cart going 5 mph westbound on the same track, what will the weather be like in Boise?

 

[Ransac]

It will be raining blood from the imminent collision.

What should happen if I wish for cheese?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

The moon collides with the earth.....

Why didn't someone tell me about Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League? www.nwwl.com

 

[Oversoul]

Lack of interest?

 

[Ransac]

You're not interested in that?!?!?!?!?!

Why am I not surprised that Oversoul wasn't interested in Naked Women?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Maybe Oversoul IS a naked woman?

Wait, no. I'm pretty sure he isn't. Oh forget it. That's my question and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Spiderman]

Now *I* don't wanna know.

What's the oldest computer game that you're playing right now?

 

[Limited]

A Mac SE (from the 90's?)

Of which computer game do you have the fondest memories?

 

[Spiderman]

** That's a computer game? Or just the computer?

 

[Limited]

Sorry... misread the question.

Ascendency

(actually, I'm not playing any games right now, but I played Ascendency recently)

How do you /will you explain to your kids how life without a cellphone was?

 

[Killer Joe]

I'll start with, "Once upon a time..."

Who remembers life before color-tv?

 

[Ransac]

I do.... well.... it wasn't COMPLETELY without color tv... but I use to have a really small b/w tv in my room as a kid.


Does that count?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[EricBess]

Only if there wasn't a big-screen projection TV in the front room.

Why are we dating ourselves like this?

 

[Ransac]

Because it's fun to live in the past.

Why am I still at my apartment and not at school?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Because you are avoiding something.

What are you avoiding?

 

[Oversoul]

Reality?

 

[Ransac]

It could be...


WHY CAN'T MY EXAMS BE OVER!?!?!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Because you're spending too much time in your apartment avoiding them!

Why can't the last hour of the work day be abolished?

 

[Ransac]

Because then the national conspiracy against you wouldn't work.... I mean....... um.... forget what I said. Let's just start again.

Hi! I'm Ransac! How are you?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Confused?