The Question Game!

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Nightstalkers

Guest
I think its two eggs in the pan is worth three more in your eye... or something...

Put all your eggs in one basket, or throw them at someone?
 
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orgg

Guest
Throw them in a big pot of boiling water for fifteen minutes. Then aim for your teeth.

Why do I never see anyone from the CPA on MOL except for Isty and RKoelsh anymore?
 
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Mazzak

Guest
the hooligans have been up to their shenanigans again


ketchup or mustard?
 
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Mazzak

Guest
cut the paper into a decorative rock covering using the scissors, and you can sell it for a Dollar, which beats all three


Why is the Savannah postal service so lazy?
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Because the Savannah Lions handle the mail...


Should I join the Sierra club?
 
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WickedBoy6

Guest
On the one hand, it looks like such an environmentally engagnig and socially active establishment. On the other, the planet doesn't protect us from hurricanes, lightning, flash floods, and the Daytime Emmys, why should we protect it? By my mother's mandible, I say "Nay".

*sniffsniff*

Okay, who smells like bacon?
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Sorry about the bacon smell. It's that Atkins thing you know. All I ever eat anymore is bacon... it's quite dull.

Real men DO eat quiche, don't they?
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
I don't know about real men, but a real Svenmonkey avoids quiche at all costs.

Do real men know what the internet is?
 
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train

Guest
They do... and it catches what all their lures and bait can't...

Married by a baboon if you had the chance?
 
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Notepad

Guest
I had to. The mail order bride's religion recognizes apes as the only type of animal who can become a pastor.

Which would you eat if you had to eat one: Kitten brain pie, or puppy entrails pie?
 
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orgg

Guest
C'mon, people. Stop with the Spam questions. It's not funny anymore.

Moop?
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
New flavor of jello?

If you could be a jelly bean, what flavor would you be?
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Mock Chaos Turtle Soup flavored, natch.

Did the Jews really kill Jesus? Or was it Mel Gibson's iron directorial hand?
 
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Notepad

Guest
Sefro killed Jesus, by drowning him in urine.

How would you kill a diety if you had the chance?
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
Degrade it through laughing until it offed itself.

What language is better: Moonish or American?
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Because white didn't want to share it after the disasterous experiment with Timber Wolves.

Ever wish for a pie in the sky?
 
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