Story Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TURD CUTTER!!!, Jun 24, 2001.

  1. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    The penguin takes a shower and then takes off the penguin mask, revealing a dead fish; it gets embarrassed and, to protect the eyes of all those kiddies watching out there, it wraps a newspaper around itself.
  2. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    A REAL penguin in the clown car pulls up, grabs the fish, and eats it...it then procedes to run down any remaining characters and then names itself King of Phyrexia
  3. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    But then, the federal government intervenes, and names Bob Dole Jr. Jr. King of Phyrexia.
  4. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    the nation of Phyrexia declares war on the US, and soon Urza's cannonballs fill the air...
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, then, a homophobic ostrich eats the Phyrexian cannons, which leads to....



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    ...the U.S. nuking the hell out of Phyrexia.
  7. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    Bob Dole, now glowing, developes an unnatural and obsessive attraction to the penguin...
  8. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    Heads down butts up that's how Bob Dole likes to,doobie doobie doo.
  9. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    "Oh, Bob Dole loves that penguin," says Bob Dole.
  10. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    the penguin is not amused as it is in love with Anna and it really wanted to be King of Phyrexia so it gets its freind the homophobic ostrich to eat Bob Dole...
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, the homophobic ostrich, true to it's name, runs away at the sight of Bob Dole.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Darkstar An Entire Marching Band

    .. at the sight of Bob Dole's impotencey. Then Bob downs a few Viagras to..
  13. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    ...boost himself "up". Anna sees it and...
  14. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    ...turns to her little blue friend, the Pepsi bottle.
  15. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    pop pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is! :eek:
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, the pepsi bottle runs out of fizz and....



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  17. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    ...Anna is still horny, so the penguin sees his chance. he stealthily creeps up on her and...
  18. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    ...pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt.
  19. theorgg Slob

    Frank Zappa walks by singing "right up the poop shoot!" over and over as...
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Anna dances the pigeon and the penguin is knocked out, but...



    Ransac, cpa trash man

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