Story Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TURD CUTTER!!!, Jun 24, 2001.

  1. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    I want to try something.
    As a group, we will create a story.
    Each person contributes one sentence at a time, and a story is created.
    There will be no specific order to this, but wait until at least five more people add to the story before you add to the story.
    Feel free to be random and crap like that.
    Ill start:

    Anna walked off of a cliff.

    Now somebody else add to the story!
  2. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    As she falls, she goes into a vortex.
  3. theorgg Slob

    Her prostasis, unaware of the vortical force, exits her body with a speed unknown to man-- Crashing at the foot of the cliff as her body became enlapsed by the swirling force of the vortex.
  4. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    Anna goes splat and dies.

    (Go ahead and ignore that if you'd like...)
  5. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Then the kitty Ura comes out and starts licking the blood away...
  6. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    "Wait!" says Ura, "This isn't blood! It's...it's..."
  7. Landkiller CPA Menace

    "I can't remember - What am I doing here?"
  8. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    A man in a trench coat walks out of the shadows and says in a low voice to the cat, "Shut up and get on with the story."
  9. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    I still can't remember - It must be my condition...
  10. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Then Anna comes back to life and starts singing a song.
  11. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...and as she sang her song, she met this clown-ish evil kinda girl that wore purple clothing and a purple jester; this clown introduced herself as Purple Jester, The Purple Girl...
  12. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    ...tore off her face and Ransac is revealed.
  13. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    Doobie doobie do,a penguin walks by.
  14. Apollo Bird Boy

    Just then, a hippo appeared out of the vortex and came crashing down on PJ/Ransac, smashing him or her or hit into a pancake. Anna smiled.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Then, PJ/Ransac danced the pigeon, snaps his fingers so everyone could wear black, and sang the cowboy song.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. theorgg Slob

    While the lilting discordance of the cowboy song is sung, a zombie gunfighter peeks from out of the vortex and shoots Ransac/PJ in the head with a five stud Five of a Kind.
  17. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    Hisssssssss as purplesac flies around the room before his head is completely deflated he hears a haunting tune,Doobie doobie do and sees a penguin walking in the distance.
  18. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    purplesac sticks his thumb in his mouth and blows, reinflating his head, while Anna continues to hum the cowbow song. the penguin is shocked :eek:
  19. terzarima New Member

    A clone of Anna hums the cowboy song at the same time, cancelling each other out, purplesac continues to have its/her/his sanity.
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But then a weasel comes by and pulls of the Purplesac mask to reveal old man Withers, the guy that owns the amusement park!!

    "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!"



    Ransac, cpa trash man

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