Story Time!

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

I want to try something.
As a group, we will create a story.
Each person contributes one sentence at a time, and a story is created.
There will be no specific order to this, but wait until at least five more people add to the story before you add to the story.
Feel free to be random and crap like that.
Ill start:

Anna walked off of a cliff.

Now somebody else add to the story!

 

[nodnarb24]

As she falls, she goes into a vortex.

 

[theorgg]

Her prostasis, unaware of the vortical force, exits her body with a speed unknown to man-- Crashing at the foot of the cliff as her body became enlapsed by the swirling force of the vortex.

 

[Zadok001]

Anna goes splat and dies.

(Go ahead and ignore that if you'd like...)

 

[Almindhra]

Then the kitty Ura comes out and starts licking the blood away...

 

[Chaos Turtle]

"Wait!" says Ura, "This isn't blood! It's...it's..."

 

[Landkiller]

"I can't remember - What am I doing here?"

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

A man in a trench coat walks out of the shadows and says in a low voice to the cat, "Shut up and get on with the story."

 

[Zadok001]

I still can't remember - It must be my condition...

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

Then Anna comes back to life and starts singing a song.

 

[DÛke]

...and as she sang her song, she met this clown-ish evil kinda girl that wore purple clothing and a purple jester; this clown introduced herself as Purple Jester, The Purple Girl...

 

[nodnarb24]

...tore off her face and Ransac is revealed.

 

[sageridder]

Doobie doobie do,a penguin walks by.

 

[Apollo]

Just then, a hippo appeared out of the vortex and came crashing down on PJ/Ransac, smashing him or her or hit into a pancake. Anna smiled.

 

[Ransac]

Then, PJ/Ransac danced the pigeon, snaps his fingers so everyone could wear black, and sang the cowboy song.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[theorgg]

While the lilting discordance of the cowboy song is sung, a zombie gunfighter peeks from out of the vortex and shoots Ransac/PJ in the head with a five stud Five of a Kind.

 

[sageridder]

Hisssssssss as purplesac flies around the room before his head is completely deflated he hears a haunting tune,Doobie doobie do and sees a penguin walking in the distance.

 

[Sleepy]

purplesac sticks his thumb in his mouth and blows, reinflating his head, while Anna continues to hum the cowbow song. the penguin is shocked

 

[terzarima]

A clone of Anna hums the cowboy song at the same time, cancelling each other out, purplesac continues to have its/her/his sanity.

 

[Ransac]

But then a weasel comes by and pulls of the Purplesac mask to reveal old man Withers, the guy that owns the amusement park!!

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!"



Ransac, cpa trash man