Stardom time again. CPA SUPERSTARS!!

[Almindhra]

Britney Spears is evil...

 

[Sleepy]

Almindhra is evil

 

[Almindhra]

Hmm, maybe I am...

 

[Killer Joe]

<poor Richard. Poor, poor, Richie>


hmmmn,....YJ thinks about Britney Spears playing a Blue/White control deck, YJ suddenly remembers that he's old enough to be her dad.

 

[Ransac]

VOTING BOOTH'S CLOSED!!!!!!!!

The winners are:

Chaos Turtle
Spiderman
DUke
Hetemti

Random pick for the final slot.

Coin toss: First: Riva(heads) vs. Bob(tails)
Winner:Riva

Second: Gerode: won a bye via dice rolls

Finals:Riva(heads) vs. Gerode(tails)
Winner:Gerode

Full Tally
Winners:
Chaos Turtle:4(highest vote count ever)
Spiderman:3
Duke:1, voted for by one other than himself
Hetemti:1, voted for by one other than himself
Gerode:1, won via random contest

Non-winners:
Bob:1
Riva Iron-Grip:1
Ransac:1, who wouldn't let himself win at all if there was a tie

Congrats to all. Next votes will open on January 8th. Be ready.

Chaos Turtle, Spiderman, DUke, Hetemti, and Gerode will join Apollo, Zadok001, TickleMeHellNo, Theorgg, and Ed as superstars among other CPA members. This title gives you no privileges. you just get to say "LOOK! I'M A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!"


Once again, congrats.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Teferi]

there's always next month...

a vote for Ransac is is a vote for America

see you next year america

(paid by the friends of ransac assc.)

 

[Ransac]

Thank you for your support. Until next time!

*After everybody leaves, Ransac hands Teferi a suitcase filled with money*

Next time, beat them until they vote for me. What the....?

*Ransac notices the camera that is watching him. He runs over to it and beats up the cameraman.*

Dang, they know my real plan.


Just kidding.


Ransac, loser

 

[K9Archmage]

Oh,man
i came too late
i was gonna vote for ransac. Oh well, later i guess.

Hoipa

 

[fuzzy510]

Nobody likes me! Or, maybe I'm annoying beyond belief so that there's no reason for anyone to like me...nah!

 

[Duel]

Nah, nobody likes me, and I'm not annoying at all.

*Note: The author enjoys living in his dream world and cherishes his delusions. Please don't break the bubble....

[**POP!** -- Zadok001]

 

[Gerode]

I'm amazed I won such a complex randomization process!

[me] Walks down the aisle for an acceptance speech, throwing Shiny Objects to the runners-up. [/me]

I feel so special now. There is no way I can be in company as distinguished as TickleMeHellNo. I would like to thank Ransac for picking up all my trash, and Mitch the Gerbil for supporting my dreams. Thank you all!

 

[Duel]

[me] tosses a bouquet of aluminum roses to Gerode[/me]

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I shall use my newly granted powers to bring a plague upon all who failed to vote for me the first time!!!!!

A plague! A plague on AALL your hou--

Huh?

This title gives you no privileges.

Aw, crap.

...you just get to say "LOOK! I'M A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!"

Oh.

Wow.

Well, then, let me just extend my appreciation to all those who voted for me in this election. It was a good race, and the people made the right decision.

My lawyers will be in contact with you soon, as I am filing a lawsuit to examine all of the no-votes, since I find it incredible that there are none for arhar.
When will you people learn?

Until next time, Amerika...

LOOK! I'M A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!

 

[Ransac]

Umm, don't sue me. I was the first to vote for you.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DÛke]

...since I'm a "Super Star", I guess I could ask Zero to <interrupted by Zero>

Zero: What? No, no, NO! Don't even try!
SuperStar: But-<interrupted by Zero>
Zero: I said NO! I don't care if you're a STAR!
SuperStar: Well! <sigh> you don't know what yer missin'
Zero: What? YOU ARE STILL DÛke you know? And last time I checked you-<quickly interrupted by the Star DÛke>
SuperStar: Ok, I get it! Just don't shout it out! I don't want everyone to know, ok?
Zero: What? THEY don't know?
SuperStar: Yeah they do...<Shudders>
Zero: They DON'T, do they? You're just telling me THEY DO so I wont tell them...
SuperStar: I don't care! Tell them, see if I care...
Zero: Ok, DÛke will-<interrupt>
SuperStar: Ok, how much do you want to SHUT THE hell UP!?
Zero: Oh, it's not HOW much, it's WHAT I want...
SuperStar: <Confused> Wha?
Zero: I don't want money...
SuperStar: Choclate?
Zero: NO! Not Choclate...
SuperStar: Oh, I know...you sneaky girl, you want a Zerbra! Of course, how stupid of me! A Zerbra!
Zero: Zeeeeeeeeeeebra? <a sign of "WTF" appears on Zero's face>
SuperStar: <sigh> than what do you want?
Zero: Dough!
SuperStar: Money?
Zero: No, Dough...
SuperStar: That's money...<roll eyes>
Zero: You got Dough, or should I scream your secret out?
SuperStar: Dough...Dough...Dough..Doe...Doe?
Zero: YES! DOE...you know...Almindhra...DOE?
SuperStar: But why do you want Doe?
Zero: Non-of your BEEZ wax!
SuperStar: Good comeback!
Zero: I don't want you...I want Doe...
SuperStar: Oh, so you want to react the whole Cruel Intentions movie all over again?
Zero: <drools>
SuperStar: I'll take that for a "yes"! Wow, you're LIKE that?
Zero: <drools>
SuperStar: Hello? How can I get you Doe?
Zero: <drools>
SuperStar: What the F**K is goin'ON!
Zero: <drools>
SuperStar: <walks backwards slowly>
Zero: <drools>
SuperStar: <moves WAY back>

Zero finally melts and becomes a pile of "drool". She just "drooled" herself into saliva...

SuperStar: WOW! I guess I don't have to worry about Zero, or um, "drool, to tell about me! <whipes sweat> THANK YOU GOD!

See everyone, being a Super Star does have advantages! I made Zero drool herself into the vanishing point...

 

[Ransac]

Spoken like a true superstar.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Apollo]

Wow... after reading that, I think my brain dissolved into a puddle of drool, too...

[me]gets a look of WTF on his face[/me]

 

[Hawaiian mage]

That was... interesting.


"Interesting", what a word, only "****" is more versitle...

 

[Duel]

Yes. Quite.... uh..... Clintonian.....

 

[magicman_moe]

well since there is next month im gonna put in an early vote for ME mmm! so when you guys vote next month dont forget whos yer freind!me