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Salacious Crumb

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Well... this thread sure is getting freaky....
Here is a complementary soap on a rope!
*Crumb hands out soaps on ropes to everybody*

Hoipa
 
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Gerode

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My English class is starting its poetry unit today. Our assignment tonight is to write bad poetry, so we know what not to write for the rest of our assignments. Without further adeu, I bring to you such a poem that captures the pure essence of the word "Hoipa." Enjoy! :D

Ademis22, you may not be able to take this atrocity... :p

"Nothing and Everything All At Once"

Of antipathy, I extrapolate the proliferation
Condescending through substantial interpretations,
Circumventing the serendipitous burgeoning.

Excircumstanciatingly disconcerting promulgations
Synthesize salient establishmentarians,
Ventriculating expedient subterfuges.

The plethora of indisputable viscosity
Instigating copiousity pasturizes,
For the ocean cannot alone.

I wrote crappy "All Your Base" poetry, too!
 
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DÛke

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...Lotus Mox...

...but most people understand the "de" better than the "d'" so I try to make it more comprehensible. :)
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

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Will somebody please answer my freakin' question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*TURD CUTTER!!! eats his soap on a rope*
 
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terzarima

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Gerode: I'll live, its actually kinda funny if you know what the words mean, the 3rd stanza 1st line is just senseless, but then again, so is most of the rest :)

DÜke: For the love of all things hoipish, I find that utterly disturbing, I prefer Abattu les hoipes

So until next time,

Hoipa (Copyrights and all else, Salicious crumb)
 
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