My English class is starting its poetry unit today. Our assignment tonight is to write bad poetry, so we know what not to write for the rest of our assignments. Without further adeu, I bring to you such a poem that captures the pure essence of the word "Hoipa." Enjoy!
Ademis22, you may not be able to take this atrocity...
"Nothing and Everything All At Once"
Of antipathy, I extrapolate the proliferation
Condescending through substantial interpretations,
Circumventing the serendipitous burgeoning.
Excircumstanciatingly disconcerting promulgations
Synthesize salient establishmentarians,
Ventriculating expedient subterfuges.
The plethora of indisputable viscosity
Instigating copiousity pasturizes,
For the ocean cannot alone.
I wrote crappy "All Your Base" poetry, too!