(A hooded figure walks up to Rando in the tavern he every so often frequents.The figure snaps out a marlboro,and pulls his left hand out of his robes palm up producing a small ball of flame.After lighting his smoke.he speaks.)"Well old friend I'm ready,and I have learned sssssome new trickssss." Without missing a beat Rando says"yeah umm real cool snake, If you can get us espn on the tv I'll be impressed then."(Stunned for a moment then I rember what a Freekybear he is.)"Allright alright jeez ya hardass,I'm gonna go shoot some eightball till we start." Rando turns back to his beer and the game,(talking to the barkeep)"It ain't that he's a bad guy or nothing,but somtimes that lisp gets on my nerves."(Heard in the background "Hey baby wanna ssssee my...)Rando turns quickly yells"Oh Snake"I look up "Oh crap a universal remote."(sound effect,BLIP) And back to the void I go.Rando turns back to barkeep"Yeah like I said that lisp just bugs the hell out of me sometimes.Hey give me a bud would you."
[Edited by sageridder on 10-23-00 at 06:45 PM]