Reality Bites

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...and are closet "Crossdressers" who like to take long walks on beaches...
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    On those very beaches is often seen a ghostly figure...
  3. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...of the cat they murdered in a cat-napping gone awry...
  4. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    involving cat-nip, 1 ton of dynamite and.....
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...and Old Man Perkins' leaf rake which was used for...
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...vivisecting the...
  7. Killer Joe Active Member

    Oversoul is a "thread killer"! Nee-ner, nee-ner, neeeee-ner! :p
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    And Killer Joe is a thread necromancer!
  9. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ain't it the truth! :p
  10. Crackdown New Member

    Sounds like Country Music meets WWE.
  11. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...during the annual cow-tipping contest while everyone else is...
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...reading The Joy Luck Club and...
  13. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...dipping cow chips in...
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...some all-too-salty...
  15. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    sea water laced with....

    (I cannot believe what I started here....)
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...highly acidic...
  17. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...Cat Litter.

    Meanwhile, what about those two old ladies in the next town over who were caught....
  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...desecrating the...
  19. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Holy Hand Gernade of....
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ...potency so horrific that it is matched only by...

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