Reality Bites

[Killer Joe]

...and are closet "Crossdressers" who like to take long walks on beaches...

 

[Oversoul]

On those very beaches is often seen a ghostly figure...

 

[Killer Joe]

...of the cat they murdered in a cat-napping gone awry...

 

[DarthFerret]

involving cat-nip, 1 ton of dynamite and.....

 

[Killer Joe]

...and Old Man Perkins' leaf rake which was used for...

 

[Oversoul]

...vivisecting the...

 

[Killer Joe]

Oversoul is a "thread killer"! Nee-ner, nee-ner, neeeee-ner!

 

[Oversoul]

And Killer Joe is a thread necromancer!

 

[Killer Joe]

Ain't it the truth!

 

[Crackdown]

wearing skimpy clothes while fighting over a man, who will turn out 10 episodes later to be thier brother, which is when the ladies find out that they are sisters, and band together to imprison the incestious brother.....

Sounds like Country Music meets WWE.

 

[Killer Joe]

...during the annual cow-tipping contest while everyone else is...

 

[Oversoul]

...reading The Joy Luck Club and...

 

[Killer Joe]

...dipping cow chips in...

 

[Oversoul]

...some all-too-salty...

 

[DarthFerret]

sea water laced with....

(I cannot believe what I started here....)

 

[Oversoul]

...highly acidic...

 

[Killer Joe]

...Cat Litter.

Meanwhile, what about those two old ladies in the next town over who were caught....

 

[Oversoul]

...desecrating the...

 

[DarthFerret]

Holy Hand Gernade of....

 

[Oversoul]

...potency so horrific that it is matched only by...