Provokers

Discussion in 'Casual Decks/Variants/Etc' started by Homestar, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Killerbob Official CPA European Guy

    deftblade elite with venom or death pits of rath would be very annoying.




    Actually this situation was dealt with in The Simpsons. It turned out to be like peeing in your pants to keep warm. Its works well in the beginning, but later its not so good.
  2. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Hmm, four copies of oneself does sound appealing in a very creepy sort of way, especially if oneself happens to be Sefro...

    ...the copies could legally enter DCI tourneys and conspire to win.

    Then we could all time travel together and buy up a lot of Alpha cards for cheap.
  3. train The Wildcard!!!...

    While we're at it - why not four more of me...:D

    and that deftblade trick isn't a bad idea...;)
  4. Homestar Who invited this guy?

    yea thats what i do. i do the hero's resolve one ut not the death pit thingy cuz my deck isnt black....its white and blu. ooo i kinda like swooping talon.:)
  5. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    But you could also use that Provoke Sliver, then put out a couple of Isochron Scepters with Trickery Charm imprinted on them, and change a bunch of normal dudes into slivers who gain Provoke. Imagine Exaulted Angel with provoke when she's a sliver.

    ...seems a little too sexy to be allowed on TV...

    ANGELS GONE WILD ENDLESS PRO TOUR BREAK!!!
  6. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Yeah - Homestar - try running the slivers provoke deck - Then drop a Coat of Arms on the table!...
  7. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Or just play a stinking sliver deck, that way all your creatures have provoke, regeneration, trample, spirit link, etc...

    What a wonderful idea. :D ;)
  8. train The Wildcard!!!...

    That was kind of what I meant...

    "Slivers stink... maybe they are related to rabbits..."
  9. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    Rabbits don't stink too bad, unless you happen to be caring for them wrong. Are you abusing rabbits? Do I need to call the ANIMAL POLICE on you?

    It'll be fun watching you getting arrested on DIscovery Channel or Animal Planet or whatever the hell that show runs on. Pushed into a paddywagon for animal abuse, and waiting inside is Bobo the Silverback, who the police forgot to handcuff when they put him in there for flipping off the giraffes at the zoo.
  10. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    I just got a mag that has organized all creatures according to their abilities....There is a provoke section.....I will review it and post some valid entries for your deck.

    However, I first need to know exactly what colors you want.....G/W......R/G........R/W.........G/R/W???

    Please LMK

    TY

    Have a Smurfy Day
  11. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    There's actually a mag that lists all the creature abilities?

    Quickly, which color is best if I want to use the Ghazban Ogre ability in a deck to the fullest potential??? :eek:
  12. Killerbob Official CPA European Guy

    Green! -for oath of druids. And for ghazban ogre...
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Is it Inquest? Because I remember a couple of issues ago they broke out all the creatures by tribe (creature type)...
  14. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Red...

    not sure if it was inquest or not...:)
  15. Homestar Who invited this guy?

    i was thinkin white cuz of all the life gain but im a newb so.........................................yea:rolleyes:
  16. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    Yes the April Inquest Issue breaks down creatures into common abilities.....trample, flying, double strkie, first strike, provoke, etc.

    Ghazban Orge would fit best into Mono green Stompy....probably with Winter Orb to lock down the board.
  17. Rooser Thread Necromancer

    Homestar, you really should post rules questions in the Rules questions forum, just so that way the thread looks more "official" just in case your friend comes over again.;)

    I love Broker/Megrim Decks. Talon of pain is unecessary, though. It's just a "win more" card. A broker and a Megrim kill real quick, especially if you get either in multiple.

    What I do in that sort of deck is play Ensnaring Bridge. It might be a bit expensive for a new player to get 4 of those right away, but it's a card I'm sure you'll love! Check it out! After that just play with "draw then discard" types cards so you can fly through your deck without actually putting more cards in your hand.
  18. Homestar Who invited this guy?

    yeah that is a sweet card...... OOO another good card for broker/megrim decks is Lumengrind Auger cuz it says wen they discard the card it says "if a card is discarded this way then untap him" or somethin like that so that eans you can do that more then once right?
  19. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    The provoke ability was only given to Green, Red, and White creatures. The creatures are also few in number and are as follows.

    Green:

    4GG
    Brontotherium - Beast

    Provoke
    Trample
    5/3
    _______________

    3G
    Krosan Vorine - Cat Beast

    Provoke
    Can't be bloked by more than one creature

    3/2
    ________________

    4GG
    Feral Throwback - Beast

    Amplify 2
    Provoke

    3/3

    -------------------------------

    Red:

    R
    Goblin Grappler - Goblin

    Provoke

    1/1
    _________________

    4R
    Crested Craghorn - Beast

    Haste
    Provoke

    4/1
    _________________

    1R
    Hunter Sliver - Sliver

    Provoke
    All Slivers have Provoke

    1/1


    ----------------------------

    White:

    W
    Deftblade Elite - Soldier

    Provoke
    1W: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Deftblade Elite this turn

    1/1
    __________________

    4W
    Lowland Tracker - Soldier

    Provoke
    First Strike

    2/2
    __________________

    4WW
    Swooping Talon - Bird Soldier

    Flying
    Provoke
    1: Swooping Talon losses flying until end of turn

    2/6




    So that is all....9 creatures....... Beasts or Soldiers would have to be your tribal type. You could go R/G Beasts...or Provoking Soldiers.

    Otherewise you could go with Slivers and Soldiers...or Slivers and Beasts.....It is now solely up to you.....

    Hope that helps..
  20. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Mono-sliver is a good way to go... Then they all have provoke...

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