Three Texas surgeons are discussing their careers and comparing their most miraculous operations. The first one says: My patient lost his arm in a wheat thresher, and now after my surgery, he's a quarterback on the Arizona Cardinals. The second one says: Thats nothing. My patient lost all four of his arms and legs in a car accident, and now he's running track at the olympics. The third one says: Thats nothing! I had a drunk cowboy that ran head on into an 80 mile per hour train. All I had left was a horse's ass and a cowboy hat, and now he's the president of the United States.