*Orgg wakes up, reaches under his breechcloth and pulls out a jar of Bacon Salt, and throws it upon Oversoul and in Ransac's eyes. Oversoul's tentacles begin smoking and smelling like bacon, and Ransac begins crying bacon-flavored tears. Noting that his tears taste like bacon, Ransac then begins licking his eyeballs with his oddly elongated tongue.
*Oversouls tentacles are useless. He is blinded by the Bacon Salt and cannot navigate using olfaction, as the odor of bacon pervades everything. After a few seconds of roaring in pain, he shouts triumphantly.*
Ha. I'll just have to use my keen sense of intuition to find you, Ransac. You'll never be safe from me! There you are...
*Oversoul begins throttling Orgg's ankle, which he has mistaken for Ransac's neck.*
*Ransac looks at the befuddled Oversoul and approaches a conundrum. On one hand, he could clobber Oversoul over the head with his lead rabbit, but that would knock him unconscious and release that nasty conflagration. On the other hand, not clobbering Oversoul wouldn't be as much fun.*
It's clobbering time.
*Ransac clobbers Oversoul over the head with the lead rabbit.*
*Oversoul flails around on the ground, trying to avoid the clobbering. His vision hadn't cleared up and that first blow on the head didn't help. He flails a lot and makes himself a very annoying target. After sustaining several bruises, tangling himself up in a tentacle, and much shouting, he manages to knock the lead rabbit out of Ransac's hands and straight into Orgg's face.*
ERROR: input violates conservation of mass
ERROR: input violates first law of thermodynamics
ERROR: input violates second law of thermodynamics
ERROR: input violates third law of thermodynamics
ERROR: input violates microscopic reversibility
loading cosmic censorship hypothesis files...
ERROR: cannot retrieve data
ERROR: backups corrupted
Gleemax reports marbles have flooded into backups
activating infinite improbability drive
Mother Nature kicked Train
The universe is restored, more or less, to its prior condition. However, Ransac and Orgg seemed to have switched bodies with each other and Oversoul is in a giant pitcher plant for some reason shouting about how he can't find his marbles. Also, there don't seem to be any more oreos on the battlefield, but the whipped cream is still there. Also, William, the Cyberbacon, is nowhere to be found. Where did he go?