Orgg walks up behind Ransac, taps him on the shoulder, and kicks him in the face.

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by theorgg, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. theorgg Slob

    *SQRISHKK!* goes Ransac's nose, which is lucky for the Sac-Man, as the raised breechcloth is emitting quite a cheese-and-hotsauce odor as of right now.
  2. theorgg Slob

    Ransac is obviously knocked unconcious, and Orgg picks him up by his ankles, spins him around his head, and furiously autoflagellates his hindquarters with the unconcious body of Ransac.


    "Hey, Ransac!" Orgg cries, "At least you can say you beat my ass!"
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac wakes up, screaming as loud as he possibly can. After a few minutes, he passes back out, but manages to unleash the first plague of Ransac: the weasels are coming.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac wakes up to curse the name of Weird Al and throw a jar of Mayonnaise at Theorgg.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul catches the jar and begins spreading the mayonnaise on the lawn to continue the Weasel Stomping Day festivities.*
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac stares at his longtime adversary and smiles.*

    Gotcha! That Mayonnaise emits an aroma that causes tentacles to go limp for hours if within 15 yards of the delicious white spread!!!!!!

    *Ransac pulls out the lead rabbit with a look of revenge gleaming in his eye.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. theorgg Slob

    *theorgg listens for the Sound of Sizzling, and attempts to pinpoint its location.
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Cautious of the return of William, the cyber-bacon, Ransac clobbers theorgg over the head with the lead rabbit and shelters himself behind his unconscious body.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. theorgg Slob

    *Orgg wakes up, reaches under his breechcloth and pulls out a jar of Bacon Salt, and throws it upon Oversoul and in Ransac's eyes. Oversoul's tentacles begin smoking and smelling like bacon, and Ransac begins crying bacon-flavored tears. Noting that his tears taste like bacon, Ransac then begins licking his eyeballs with his oddly elongated tongue.
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversouls tentacles are useless. He is blinded by the Bacon Salt and cannot navigate using olfaction, as the odor of bacon pervades everything. After a few seconds of roaring in pain, he shouts triumphantly.*

    Ha. I'll just have to use my keen sense of intuition to find you, Ransac. You'll never be safe from me! There you are...

    *Oversoul begins throttling Orgg's ankle, which he has mistaken for Ransac's neck.*
  12. theorgg Slob

    *Orgg begins eating Oversoul's bacon-flavored tentacle.

    And continues to try and pinpoint the sound of sizzling.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac has washed out his eyes at a conveniently placed water fountain. After turning back to the "battle," Ransac determines an unsettling discovery.*


    Um...theorgg?... You might want to check the backsides of your breechcloth for William...


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    There you are!

    *Hearing Ransac's voice, Oversoul dashes toward the source of the sound, but trips over one of his own tentacles just before he reaches the CPA Trash Man.*
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac looks at the befuddled Oversoul and approaches a conundrum. On one hand, he could clobber Oversoul over the head with his lead rabbit, but that would knock him unconscious and release that nasty conflagration. On the other hand, not clobbering Oversoul wouldn't be as much fun.*

    It's clobbering time.

    *Ransac clobbers Oversoul over the head with the lead rabbit.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul flails around on the ground, trying to avoid the clobbering. His vision hadn't cleared up and that first blow on the head didn't help. He flails a lot and makes himself a very annoying target. After sustaining several bruises, tangling himself up in a tentacle, and much shouting, he manages to knock the lead rabbit out of Ransac's hands and straight into Orgg's face.*
  17. theorgg Slob

    *theorgg drops face first into the oreo-and-whipped cream battlefield after his encounter with the lead rabbit.
  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul's vision clears up and he catches Ransac's leg, scissors his own legs around it, trips Ransac to the ground and attempts to apply a toehold on his opponent.*

    Just say, "Ooga Booga." Doesn't necessarily mean I'll stop, but say it anyway!
  19. train The Wildcard!!!...

    *as train walks through the forum a bag of a graham's number worth of marbles falls all over the forum...

    *train then vanishes to other forums...
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    ERROR: input violates conservation of mass
    ERROR: input violates first law of thermodynamics
    ERROR: input violates second law of thermodynamics
    ERROR: input violates third law of thermodynamics
    ERROR: input violates microscopic reversibility
    searching...
    searching...
    loading cosmic censorship hypothesis files...
    ERROR: cannot retrieve data
    searching...
    searching...
    restoring backups...
    ERROR: backups corrupted
    Gleemax reports marbles have flooded into backups
    activating infinite improbability drive
    Mother Nature kicked Train


    The universe is restored, more or less, to its prior condition. However, Ransac and Orgg seemed to have switched bodies with each other and Oversoul is in a giant pitcher plant for some reason shouting about how he can't find his marbles. Also, there don't seem to be any more oreos on the battlefield, but the whipped cream is still there. Also, William, the Cyberbacon, is nowhere to be found. Where did he go?

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