NO ONE STOLE MY SPEECH!!!! (Well, not all of it..)
Hiya! Welcome aboard! The new member influx has seemed rather slim in the last few days...
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
Politeness never really killed anyone, mister Rancor sir. I'm not saying everyone has to call everyone ma'am/sir. That'd turn this group from the Casual Players Alliance into the Absolutely Revolting Brady Bunch...
Still. Variety is the spice of life and all that jazz...
It's a tad bit impolite to ask a lady her age, mister Apollo sir... but I never pretended to be a lady. Well, okay ... there was that horrible prom night with it's mandatory dress and all ... <shudder, shudder>
<glances at the previous paragraph and gasps> Just for the record, before y'all go and interpret the previous statement in various odd ways ... I happen to be strictly heterosexual.
And mister Wallcrawler sir DID find a loophole around mah incessant politeness (you sly lawyer-minded person you) ... isn't that right ... Spidey?