Stupid Stationwagon of Welcomeness is in the shop. ::Somehow manages to pull out a table, 200 pies, and punch from the trunk of the Midget Mobile:: 
wow, i didn't know I had all that.  Welcome to the CPA.  Here's my card
Phyrexian Pie-Eater
Chef, Caterior
Reserve for your Party, Birthday, Bar/bat mitzva, Convention, Funeral.
Call at 1-800-DONT-DIE