Untap, Upkeep, Forest, Giant Warthog. Done.
Pernicious Deed: 20
Hand:
In Play:
(TT) Plains
(T) Island
(TT) Mountain
(T) Forest
Web of Inertia (At the beginning of each opponent's combat phase, that player may remove a card in his or her graveyard from the game. If the player doesn't, creatures he or she controls can't attack you this turn.)
(U) Benevolent Bodyguard (1/1, Sacrifice Benevolent Bodyguard: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.)
(UUUU) Battle Screech (1/1, flying)
(S) Giant Warthog (5/5, trample)
Graveyard: Suntail Hawk, Hapless Researcher, Arcane Teachings
RFG: Battle Screech
Carnival of Souls: 17
Hand: 11
In Play:
(T) Swamp
(T) Forest
(T) Island
(T) Plains
(U) Wormfang Drake (3/4, flying, When ~ CIP, sac it unless I remove a creature I control other than ~ from the game. When ~ leaves play, return the removed card to play under its owner's control)
(S) Valor (2/2, First Strike, As long as ~ is in my graveyard and I control a Plains, creatures I control have first strike)
Graveyard: Mt
RFG: Nullmage Advocate (via Drake), Lava Dart
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