TAG GUARD Ryan doesn't have chocolate milk. I need my chocolate milk. He has Hershey's syrup. I need chocolate milk. It's 3 in the morning. I NEED CHOCOLOATE MILK. I must have it. There is a burning desire in my brain for one thing. Chocolate milk. Why can't I have it now? Because Ryan doesn't have any. If Ryan doesn't have any, I can't have it. SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK. I will go insane without chocolate milk. I don't know why I am posting this. SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK. Why? WHY? Who has chocolate milk? I bet you do. You're sitting there in your little house RIGHT NOW sipping that glass of nice, refreshing, chocolate milk. I don't think it's funny. DON'T LAUGH AT ME! I want chocolate milk. I need chocolate milk. SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK!