Looks like old Mr. Straw Man found something worthwhile to do with his life. Congrats to him. I hope he's happy now. Seriously, best wishes and all that.
I'll bet his "sweet deal" was like "Hi, this is Burger King calling about your application for Assistant Manager. Can you come in to start on Thursday?" And he was all giddy and stuff, knowing he won't have to be tortured as the spokescapegoat of MTGO.