Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Ephrils, May 9, 2001.
Yeah, what the subject says i'm new here and looking for the time to hide from iniation.
I hope you enjoy the CPA as much as I have...it's really a nice place to escape the pain of life that you know...you'll like this place. The thing is, in real life or anywhere else, whenever you have a sense of falling apart and you just can't take it anymore, don't waste your time thinkin' about it, or regreting...all you need to do is...
Hey!!!!!! What's up?
Okay, enough of the chit-chat. Here's the key to your room, strategically located next to the newbie initiation room, your bunny slippers(just started giving these away), your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden under the drain at the bottom.
ENJOY THE CPA!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Gee, I wasn't the newest member for a full day!
Anyway, welcome to the Canine People Academy. K9ArchMage used to be the leader, but he left. He came back, but now he's a monkey.
Underneath the noisy ice machine, you'll find the alcohol-free alcohol and the magazine with people that would be naked if they weren't wearing clothes.
*TURD CUTTER farts on Ephrils*
Thanks everybody! I haven't been a new member anywhere in what feels like a long time. Thanks for the welcome
You aren't afraid of us?
He must be mormon.
.......I shall now replace all O's with smilies of the appropriate type.
(Dementia beats Ephrils with his trusty steel chair ver and ver)
Nw that yu have taken a beating frm me, yu are nw an fficial member f the CPA.
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
*lays unconscious on the ground*
Whoa..wait a second. I was never beat on the head with a steel chair by Dementia. Maybe it was because Dementia signed up right after me.
I've gotten ahold of ya in the Battle Arena though. Haven't I?
(Dementia acts shocked and concerned)
Oh my gosh! Someone has beaten up Ephrils CALL 911!
Don't worry about it Dementia, you signed up like a day after I did, so it was just bad timing on my part. I think I get myself more than anybody else in battle arena, with stuff like this....
*Maraud hits himself in the head with a steel chair, then the ambulance that was for Ephrils runs over Maraud.*
Where am I?
Oh yeah, that's right, gimme a cheeseburger and a coke!
*passes out again*
Pokemon AAAGGGGHHHH get them off , get them offff, AAAGGHHHHH Oh god it hurts it hurtsssss
*RXI pulls out a little spit ball shooter and kills everyone of the 251 pokemon that are out of control all over the place. Then he shoots Pokemorpher. Pokemorphor falls down and starts to cry as he was just shot in the testicular area.*
Damn newbies, letting in pokemon. HEY!!!! When ever you come in remember to wipe off your feet!!!
*RXI then pulls out the silver pokeball containing his prized, naturally leveled, level 100 butterfree.*
These are the only pokemon aloud here.
Prince RXI, yes, I did like pokemon for a while, but the only one I can stand now is Butterfree, my favorite ever.:|
O my God, all those Pokemon....
GET THEM OFFFFFF
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