Is this where I can waste a post?

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Ephrils

Guest
Yeah, what the subject says :) i'm new here and looking for the time to hide from iniation. ;)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...welcome...

I hope you enjoy the CPA as much as I have...it's really a nice place to escape the pain of life that you know...you'll like this place. The thing is, in real life or anywhere else, whenever you have a sense of falling apart and you just can't take it anymore, don't waste your time thinkin' about it, or regreting...all you need to do is...

...Vogue. :)
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Hey!!!!!! What's up?

Okay, enough of the chit-chat. Here's the key to your room, strategically located next to the newbie initiation room, your bunny slippers(just started giving these away), your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden under the drain at the bottom.


ENJOY THE CPA!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Pokemorpher

Guest
Hello!

Gee, I wasn't the newest member for a full day!
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Anyway, welcome to the Canine People Academy. K9ArchMage used to be the leader, but he left. He came back, but now he's a monkey.

Underneath the noisy ice machine, you'll find the alcohol-free alcohol and the magazine with people that would be naked if they weren't wearing clothes.

*TURD CUTTER farts on Ephrils*

Welcome!:D
 
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Ephrils

Guest
Thanks everybody! I haven't been a new member anywhere in what feels like a long time. Thanks for the welcome :)
 
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Dementia

Guest
.......I shall now replace all O's with smilies of the appropriate type.

Such as......

(Dementia beats Ephrils with his trusty steel chair :(ver and :(ver)

N:)w that y:)u have taken a beating fr:)m me, y:)u are n:)w an :)fficial member :)f the CPA.

Welc:Dme
Dementia
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
 
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maraud234

Guest
Whoa..wait a second. I was never beat on the head with a steel chair by Dementia. Maybe it was because Dementia signed up right after me.
 
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Dementia

Guest
I've gotten ahold of ya in the Battle Arena though. Haven't I?

(Dementia acts shocked and concerned)

Oh my gosh! Someone has beaten up Ephrils:eek: CALL 911!
 
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maraud234

Guest
Don't worry about it Dementia, you signed up like a day after I did, so it was just bad timing on my part. I think I get myself more than anybody else in battle arena, with stuff like this....

*Maraud hits himself in the head with a steel chair, then the ambulance that was for Ephrils runs over Maraud.*
 
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Ephrils

Guest
*blink* *blink*

Oowwww...

Where am I?

*looks around*

Oh yeah, that's right, gimme a cheeseburger and a coke!

*passes out again*
 
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Nifallor Ruler of Kairon

Guest
Pokemon AAAGGGGHHHH get them off , get them offff, AAAGGHHHHH Oh god it hurts it hurtsssss
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI pulls out a little spit ball shooter and kills everyone of the 251 pokemon that are out of control all over the place. Then he shoots Pokemorpher. Pokemorphor falls down and starts to cry as he was just shot in the testicular area.*

Pokemorphor: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn newbies, letting in pokemon. HEY!!!! When ever you come in remember to wipe off your feet!!!

*RXI then pulls out the silver pokeball containing his prized, naturally leveled, level 100 butterfree.*

These are the only pokemon aloud here.





Prince RXI, yes, I did like pokemon for a while, but the only one I can stand now is Butterfree, my favorite ever.:|
 
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Nifallor Ruler of Kairon

Guest
O my God, all those Pokemon....

GET THEM OFFFFFF
 
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