Is this where I can waste a post?

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Ephrils, May 9, 2001.

  1. Ephrils This Space For Rent

    Yeah, what the subject says :) i'm new here and looking for the time to hide from iniation. ;)
  2. DÛke Memento Mori


    I hope you enjoy the CPA as much as I's really a nice place to escape the pain of life that you'll like this place. The thing is, in real life or anywhere else, whenever you have a sense of falling apart and you just can't take it anymore, don't waste your time thinkin' about it, or regreting...all you need to do is...

    ...Vogue. :)
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hey!!!!!! What's up?

    Okay, enough of the chit-chat. Here's the key to your room, strategically located next to the newbie initiation room, your bunny slippers(just started giving these away), your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden under the drain at the bottom.

    ENJOY THE CPA!!!!!!!!!

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Pokemorpher New Member


    Gee, I wasn't the newest member for a full day!
  6. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    Anyway, welcome to the Canine People Academy. K9ArchMage used to be the leader, but he left. He came back, but now he's a monkey.

    Underneath the noisy ice machine, you'll find the alcohol-free alcohol and the magazine with people that would be naked if they weren't wearing clothes.

    *TURD CUTTER farts on Ephrils*

  7. Ephrils This Space For Rent

    Thanks everybody! I haven't been a new member anywhere in what feels like a long time. Thanks for the welcome :)
  8. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    You aren't afraid of us?
  9. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    He must be mormon.
  10. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

  11. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    .......I shall now replace all O's with smilies of the appropriate type.

    Such as......

    (Dementia beats Ephrils with his trusty steel chair :(ver and :(ver)

    N:)w that y:)u have taken a beating fr:)m me, y:)u are n:)w an :)fficial member :)f the CPA.

    CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
  12. Ephrils This Space For Rent

    *lays unconscious on the ground*
  13. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Whoa..wait a second. I was never beat on the head with a steel chair by Dementia. Maybe it was because Dementia signed up right after me.
  14. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    I've gotten ahold of ya in the Battle Arena though. Haven't I?

    (Dementia acts shocked and concerned)

    Oh my gosh! Someone has beaten up Ephrils:eek: CALL 911!
  15. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Don't worry about it Dementia, you signed up like a day after I did, so it was just bad timing on my part. I think I get myself more than anybody else in battle arena, with stuff like this....

    *Maraud hits himself in the head with a steel chair, then the ambulance that was for Ephrils runs over Maraud.*
  16. Ephrils This Space For Rent

    *blink* *blink*


    Where am I?

    *looks around*

    Oh yeah, that's right, gimme a cheeseburger and a coke!

    *passes out again*
  17. Pokemon AAAGGGGHHHH get them off , get them offff, AAAGGHHHHH Oh god it hurts it hurtsssss
  18. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

  19. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    *RXI pulls out a little spit ball shooter and kills everyone of the 251 pokemon that are out of control all over the place. Then he shoots Pokemorpher. Pokemorphor falls down and starts to cry as he was just shot in the testicular area.*

    Pokemorphor: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Damn newbies, letting in pokemon. HEY!!!! When ever you come in remember to wipe off your feet!!!

    *RXI then pulls out the silver pokeball containing his prized, naturally leveled, level 100 butterfree.*

    These are the only pokemon aloud here.

    Prince RXI, yes, I did like pokemon for a while, but the only one I can stand now is Butterfree, my favorite ever.:|
  20. O my God, all those Pokemon....


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