Insomniac Attack!

[Duel]

There can only e one late-night poster/spammer, and you, Nanokill, have just violated parole. This board ain't big enough for the both of us!

[me] sends a giant spam ball hurtling at Nanokill[/me]
[me] casts Lightning bolt on Nanokill![/me]

 

[nanokill]

nanokill grabs giant mallet and sends ball of spam back at duel. dodges lightening bolt and sends skizzik at duel

 

[Duel]

[me] frisks the skizzik (try saying that three times fast[/me]
[me] casts Simian Grunts ni response, and blocks the skizzik[/me]
[me] casts a skyshroud ridgeback[/me]

 

[nanokill]

grabs cans of open spam and begins hurling them at duel.

 

[nanokill]

nanokill summons packs of pouncing jauguars and sends them at duel.

 

[nanokill]

all hail duel. THE KING OF SPAM!!!!

 

[Duel]

[me] grabs the spam and gnaws it[/me]
[me] jumps up and down, causing major eathquakes[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me] surfs the sesimic waves for the earthquakes[/me]

nanokill sends a giant killer stuffed teddy bear at duel

 

[nanokill]

attack of the killer cuddles

 

[Duel]

Ahh! not cuddles! Noooo!!!!
[me] sends Pikachu to beat on fuzzy-wuzzy[/me]
Why do I always get into these things?
[me] summons up an Enlightened tutor (not momo, for those of you who know him)[/me]

 

[nanokill]

ahhhhhh.......pikachu...noooooo!!!!!!!

cuddles begins stomping on the anoying yellow rodent.

 

[Duel]

yes! I knew someone would finally kill him!
[me] dances with joy[/me]
oh, wait, I'm defenseless!
[me] summons a Mundungu, because he likes the sound[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me]goes and relaxs while cuddles summons barney to scare the mundungu away in fear of them[/me]

[me]summon a giant dust bunny and sends it at duel[/me]

 

[Duel]

[me] cleans up the dust bunny, sweeping the match![/me]
this is another fine mess you've gotten me into....
[me] casts volrath's laboratory, naming "Brooms"[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me] sends groups of killer enegizer bunnies at duel[/me]

[me]then sits back to watch the carnage[/me]

 

[Duel]

[me] locks himself in a dura-cell to be safe[/me]
[me] sends skyshroud ridgeback at nanokill[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me]summons a group of king cheetahs to block the ridgeback and then sends them at duel[/me]

got a friend nearby duel

 

[Duel]

[me]casts properity, but it only works on him![/me]
Why? rmember: Cheetah's never prosper.
[me] casts animate land,a dn blacks one of the cheetahs[/me]
He said he would attack, but he might have been lion'....

 

[nanokill]

[me] plugs the duracell with duel in it into a giant d!ld* and hands it to the gravzban orgress[/me]


run for it duel

 

[Duel]

[me] runs the hell away!!!![/me]
Man you are one sick cookie!
And one happy orgress.....
[me] casts a tidal kraken, and gets crakin' indeed.[/me]