Insomniac Attack!

[nanokill]

later shaken and very emotionally scarred duel returns to the battlefield

 

[Duel]

You try looking an orgress in the, um, face and see how you like it!

 

[nanokill]

[me]terrors the kraken and sends a hoard of highschool chessclub guys charging at duel[/me]

 

[nanokill]

look at them in the face duel. hahahahaha

 

[Duel]

[me] uses anti-pimple stuff on them, rendering them into Oxymorons! they are then contradicotry, and so, cancel out![/me]
[me] hurtles Windows 2000 at Nanokill[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me]dodges the window and sends bill gates at duel[/me]

you know what to do duel

 

[Duel]

[me] brings out the Fingernail Clippers of Slow Torture and starts in on Gates[/me]
Take away the source code, eh?
Bundle software, will you?
Muahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[nanokill]

ah...just the kind of response I wanted.....

 

[Duel]

Well, thank you for the opportunity. And your help with pikachu

[me] hums a few bars of "Wouldn't it be nice if everyone was nice..."[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me]kidnapps barney and sends him at duel[/me]

have fun

 

[nanokill]

argg.....the smilies are blinding me

 

[Duel]

[me] sticks icepicks under barney's nails.[/me]
[me] throws thousands of winged hammers at nanokill[/me]

 

[nanokill]

[me]dodges hammers, catchs them, dewings them and proceeds to pelt barney and duel with them[/me]

 

[Namielus]

At the last posible moment,[me]steals the clown car, and drives at a full bore to save barney[/me]

moments before that belove security guard would have been pleated by hammers, [me] swops up barney and saves him[/me]

At this point realizing that you were in fact talking about a purple dinosaur, I feel cheated.

 

[Multani]

(Multani sends his treetrunk flying into the mass of hammers.
Namieus and Barney emerge unhurt. The treetrunk however, is a total loss.)
So much for the Mk.II. I hardley knew it. Guess Yavimaya will come up with something new.

 

[nanokill]

hey......you guys busted me and duel's late night spam war