I'm mad and wanna fight!
- Thread starter Ransac
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maraud234
Guest
I will accept your challenge, but I wish you would make it a 2 on 2 match. I get nervous when there's just me and another guy fighting.
For example
1) lost to Ransac
2) tied with Dementia
3) lost to VB
My record's not looking good right now
For example
1) lost to Ransac
2) tied with Dementia
3) lost to VB
My record's not looking good right now
Are you sure you wanna fight me now? You should be in the middle of another fight with VB and Dementia. Besides, it always seems the fights on here consists of some combination of us four nowadays.
If you can find us each a NEW tag team partner, so be it.
Ransac, cpa trash man
If you can find us each a NEW tag team partner, so be it.
Ransac, cpa trash man
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maraud234
Guest
Nah, I think I'll change my mind on that. I'll let you fight somebody new, considering I've spent way too much time in Battle Arena. When did you move to Statesboro?
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
*Launches a sheep at Ransac, and runs away
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
um..........sure
*Azreal takes out a bow, and............................a giant marshmellow peep and shoots it at Ransac, while shielding himself from cow and sheep parts.
*Azreal takes out a bow, and............................a giant marshmellow peep and shoots it at Ransac, while shielding himself from cow and sheep parts.
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!, Ransac keeps countering my attacks. haha I know. I shall use your own tricks against you.
*Azreal snaps his fingers and Mushroom Hunting is now playing in the backround, and Ransac is mesmerized by its hypnotic tune. Taking this chance, I pull out the garden gnome club and begin to pummel Ransac with it.
*Azreal snaps his fingers and Mushroom Hunting is now playing in the backround, and Ransac is mesmerized by its hypnotic tune. Taking this chance, I pull out the garden gnome club and begin to pummel Ransac with it.
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MrXarvox
Guest
Hmm, garden gnomes as weapons eh? generally they're just freakish minions.
*Ransac, who just snapped out of the trance, calls for a judge.*
Ref: It's illegal. Only farm animals may be use as weapons and they must be launched by catapult. Therefore I will....
Ransac; CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!!!! CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!!
Ref: ....give you a warning.
Ransac: Dang.
*Azreal laughs at Ransac, until he realizes that a goat is on it's way towards him.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Ref: It's illegal. Only farm animals may be use as weapons and they must be launched by catapult. Therefore I will....
Ransac; CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!!!! CANCEL THE DAMAGE!!!
Ref: ....give you a warning.
Ransac: Dang.
*Azreal laughs at Ransac, until he realizes that a goat is on it's way towards him.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
*Azreal sees the goat flying at his head, and is smacked in the face while watching the goat.
Oh wow look at all the gremlins
....
*despite the sense being knocked out of him, Azreal still manages to launch 3 and half cows at Ransac.
Thats right 3 and a half
Oh wow look at all the gremlins
....*despite the sense being knocked out of him, Azreal still manages to launch 3 and half cows at Ransac.
Thats right 3 and a half
*Ransac starts to worry about the 3 and a half cows heading towards him.*
My piglets! Where are my piglets?
*Ransac finds his piglets and throws four of them at the cows. Three of the cows blow up in mid air, but the final piglet misses the half cow. It hits Ransac on the foot.*
OWWWWWWW!!!!!
*Ransac launches 3 horses and 5 sheep at Azreal.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
My piglets! Where are my piglets?
*Ransac finds his piglets and throws four of them at the cows. Three of the cows blow up in mid air, but the final piglet misses the half cow. It hits Ransac on the foot.*
OWWWWWWW!!!!!
*Ransac launches 3 horses and 5 sheep at Azreal.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
wow thats alot of animals heading my way!!!
*Azreal opens his mouth as wide as he possibly can and eats the 3 horses that fly at him........but the sheep then smack him in the stomach and he spits the horses out at Ransac.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! my kidneys oh wait........AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! my liver.
*Azreal trying to keep his liver from falling out of the massive wound in his stomach manages to launch 78 chickens randomly about the arena.
*Azreal opens his mouth as wide as he possibly can and eats the 3 horses that fly at him........but the sheep then smack him in the stomach and he spits the horses out at Ransac.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! my kidneys oh wait........AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! my liver.
*Azreal trying to keep his liver from falling out of the massive wound in his stomach manages to launch 78 chickens randomly about the arena.
*Ransac laughs as the chickens fall by him harmlessly.*
HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!! THEY ALL MISSED ALL 78 OF TH......wait a minute. There's only 77 of them here.
*Ransac jumps as the final chicken impales his left butt cheek. While running around like an idiot, he launches a bull at Azreal and a horse lands on him.
Ransac, cpa trash man
HAH-HAH-HAH!!!!! THEY ALL MISSED ALL 78 OF TH......wait a minute. There's only 77 of them here.
*Ransac jumps as the final chicken impales his left butt cheek. While running around like an idiot, he launches a bull at Azreal and a horse lands on him.
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
Wait a minute who did the horse land on?
*While contemplating this the bull slams Azreal into the arena wall ripping his arm off.....
Hey that was my orange peelin' arm!!!
*Azreal grabs a handfull of turkeys and sheep and stuffs them into the catapult and fires them at Ransac.
*While contemplating this the bull slams Azreal into the arena wall ripping his arm off.....
Hey that was my orange peelin' arm!!!
*Azreal grabs a handfull of turkeys and sheep and stuffs them into the catapult and fires them at Ransac.
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Volraths_bane
Guest
**VB walk in in a huff with his hands behind his back.**
OKAY!! WHO IS LAUNCHED THE CHICKENS!!!
**VB pulls out from behind his back The Bed Pan of Fate..which has a chicken stuck in it.**
Just for that I will have Harvey flying interference between you to.
Stay here Harvey
Harvey: chip Chip Chip (you bet your oink)
**VB leaves**
OKAY!! WHO IS LAUNCHED THE CHICKENS!!!
**VB pulls out from behind his back The Bed Pan of Fate..which has a chicken stuck in it.**
Just for that I will have Harvey flying interference between you to.
Stay here Harvey
Harvey: chip Chip Chip (you bet your oink)
**VB leaves**
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maraud234
Guest
I wonder what the FDA would think of all this flying poultry and stuff?