_SOME_ of us are normal in a crazy way, the rest are just good-old-fashioned crazy.  

  Welcome aboard!  I'm suprised, no one stole my speech yet this time...  I actually have to give it myself!  Wow!
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal.  I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.  

  See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names?  If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.  

/end{nickname speech}