If I were forced to choose a way to die...

[arhar]

I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole
The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be there's some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not so easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all I am not afraid of dying
Don't believe that there is never an end

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me die?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul cos it's willing to fly away

Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Please don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion.

 

[Sammy Dead-O]

I'm the first to be eaten by animals. I figure somebody oughta benefit from my death...

(And please...no one use this as some sort of argument in the vegetarianism thread...)

 

[TomB]

Another Iron Maiden fan on the board? Alright!

Damn I love that jam...

 

[MrXarvox]

Any way you slice it I'd go down with resistance.
No one's tying ME to a mule.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

You forgot a couple of my favorites, including my all-time (damn-why-couldn't-that-have-happened-to-me?) way to die.

I added them.
If you have a problem with it, please kill me. I'll meet you at the trainyard.

 

[Spiderman]

So it was Chaos Turtle who added the last two choices? I was going to say, Struck By Lightning is the most preferable of those up there because it's the only one where you don't know it's gonna happen with the most certainty.

If it was the original choices, I'd probably go with shot in the head.

But the best way for me is probably to die peaceably in my sleep...

 

[1000th Cpa]

I feel that death by hanging would be the best. We should take it like a man and be proud that we are.........dying. Nevermind.

Members:1-0-0-0 and counting

 

[Teferi]

I picked bullet fast and u won't feel it for more than 1/10 of a second

 

[arhar]

Originally posted by TomB
Another Iron Maiden fan on the board? Alright!

Damn I love that jam...

Dammit, you blew up my spot, TomB! I was waiting for folks to start posting "Wow, arhar, you wrote that by yourself? You have talent!"

Seriously though, I'm glad that someone else has good taste is music

 

[fuzzy510]

Originally posted by Ransac
It was probably an Off-Topic regular:Fuzzy510, Nodnarb24, K9, etc.



Ransac, cpa trash man

I voted for getting eaten by animals. I've always wanted to act like an idiot and say: "Ooh! Look at the cute hamsters! Hey! He's got my ear!"

 

[Rando]

Well who in the name of all that is holy and right chose "flayed to the bone"? That's got to be the worst way to die up there!

Someone chose "disembowled while alive" also, and it's not much better.

...you sick-o's.

 

[Apollo]

I chose "Struck by lightning"...

There's always that off-chance you'll survive and get super powers, right?

Then I could team up with Spiderman!

 

[Cateran Emperor]

I'd far and away most prefer to die through battle, so I chose the axe (assuming it's a heavy meieval Great Axe, that has the best odds for a clean cut).

Besides, that's the way I'd deal with any potential foe...one colossal swing through them. I probably wouldn't aim for the head though.

 

[nodnarb24]

Originally posted by Rando
Someone chose "disembowled while alive" also, and it's not much better.

I wonder who that could be...

 

[Ransac]

I KNOW WHO POSTED IT!!!!! IT WAS.....um.........well, I uh...............MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

And you already have the perfect nick!

"It's Spiderman and Bird-Boy!"

 

[Apollo]

Darn... I wanted so bad to come up with a witty response... and I've been thinking for the past day and I can't come up with anything.

Anyway, the next time the Sinister Six has you in a jam, just hit the Bird Beacon and I'll come to your rescue.

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

I'd go by having a nuclear device strapped to me, and let it blow, instantaneous death, and if i'm going down i'm taking as many people as i can with me