Greetings! No high explosives are generally put into use for the purposes of welcoming new people, but you never know... Watch out for a few of our more pyschotic members, they tend to go on vitual killing sprees...
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}
If you have not yet come to know my evil...
Beware, for if thou art puny and also mortal, I shall eat thy soul and feed thy corpse to my cat!
If you aren't... well then Welcome!