hEY kIDDIES!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Thallid Ice Cream Man, Dec 8, 2000.

  1. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Tommy: What? You want Irish Cream? You think there is some sort of choice??? YOU DIE NOW!!!!

    (Tommy shoots K9Archmage, sending blood all over the place.)

    Tommy: FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
  2. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Don't think you can kill Tommy. Tommy never dies.
  3. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Tommy wasn't feeling that well when the Soviet Union fell, though.
    Maybe China can take over the world!
  4. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Tommie: You don't know how I feel! Nobody does! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!

    (Tommie blasts Gerode and his weasel to a point where they can't be regnerated.)

    Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who's next????
  5. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me]'s Shiny Tin Foil Men, who have Gerode's genetic code, build a Gerode clone. Mitch (GERBIL, not weasel) jumps back into Gerode's head. [/me]

    Same as new!!!

    [me] nukes China and Cuba. [/me]
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Gerode, you don't want to piss off the WCS.

    BTW, that's World Communist Society.

    Now, put back Cuba and China.
  7. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Tommy: What? You want to put back china and cuba? YOU DIE NOW!

    Hammy: What? You think your a communist? YOu die now, Tommy!

    Hoipa
  8. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] nukes North Korea. [/me]

    Why wouldn't I want to piss them off? I've nuked them all. How will they fight back? They're dead!

    Socialism is cooler!
  9. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    i'VE bEEN tOLD bY mY sUPERIORS tO tREAT tHE kIDDIES a lITTLE mORE nICELY.

    aNYWAY, lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL tO eVERYONE'S fAVORITE cOFFEE, "Stalin's Choice!"
    Kids: Oooooooh!
    Freddy: Stalin's Choice stinks!
    Kids: Hah hah hah!
    Tommy: (to self) hMM... tHIS iS aN oPPORTUNITY tO tEST oUT tHAT "bEING nICE tO kIDS" tHING...

    hEY fREDDY, gUESS wHAT?
    Freddy: What, coffee-butt?
    Kids: (bursting into laughter) Haw haw!
    nO, iT'S gOOD! yOU'VE wON a fREE tRIP tO sIBERIA! yOU aND aNOTHER vICT-eR, gUEST wILL fLY tO sIBERIA fOR 2 dAYS aND 4 nIGHTS!
    Freddy: Yay! Yay!!!! Thanks Mr. Tommy Butt!
    tHAT'S a gOOD kID!
    Other Kids: We wanna go too!
    aH, sORRY, i cAN'T tAKE yOU...

    oH wELL, aNYWAY, iT'S rEADING tIME!
    lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL oN tHIS wONDERFUL "Stalin's Choice" cOFFEE, sHALL wE?

    " This wonderful taste experience is created through just the right combination of ground gourmet coffee beans, the cleanest dirt in Russia, and the blood and sweat of the proletariat! Drink to your health, comrade!"

    Kids: Oooooooooh! Coffee!
  10. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Screw the proletariat, long live the bourgeoisie.
  11. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Wow. I don't think that TICM or I expected this to be this big. This is cool!
  12. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    In the words of the odd one: Hoipa

    Hoipa?
  13. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    nODNARB! yOU sEEM lIKE a bRIGHT yOUNG mAN! wANT tO gO kILL sOME pROLES? eH, cOMRADES?
  14. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    My favorite variety is the Bolshevik Blend! :D

    Revolutionarily delicious!
  15. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    wHAT? yOU tHINK yOU gET a cHOICE, lIKE tHIS iS sOME cAPATALIST cOUNTRY oR sOMETHING????

    ???????????

    gUESS wHAT...














    yOU gET a fREE oNE-wAY tRIP tO sIBERIA! wE'LL fLY yOU aND a gUEST tO tHE fREEZING cOLD oF sIBERIA wHERE yOU wILL bE dEPOSITED wITH oNLY a rAZOR, aN eYEGLASS rEPAIR kIT, aND tHREE bAGS oF cANDY! yOU'LL tRULY bE "rOUGHING iT"!
  16. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] overthrows Commie government and becomes Czar Gerode I of Russia.
  17. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    [me]overthrows Czar Gerode I and reverts the Russian government back to Communism.[/me]
  18. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    I hate it when the peasants rebel!

    [me] heads off to Siberia like a good little political enemy. [/me]
  19. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    [me],with the help of lenin and hitler(both of which have been hiding out in k9archmage's basement)overthrows all governments and establishes communist nazism[/me]

    Hoipa
  20. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Isn't Communist Nazism an oxymoron? I think it is...

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