hEY kIDDIES!

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fuzzy510

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Tommy: What? You want Irish Cream? You think there is some sort of choice??? YOU DIE NOW!!!!

(Tommy shoots K9Archmage, sending blood all over the place.)

Tommy: FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 
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Gerode

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Tommy wasn't feeling that well when the Soviet Union fell, though.
Maybe China can take over the world!
 
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fuzzy510

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Tommie: You don't know how I feel! Nobody does! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!

(Tommie blasts Gerode and his weasel to a point where they can't be regnerated.)

Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who's next????
 
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Gerode

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[me]'s Shiny Tin Foil Men, who have Gerode's genetic code, build a Gerode clone. Mitch (GERBIL, not weasel) jumps back into Gerode's head. [/me]

Same as new!!!

[me] nukes China and Cuba. [/me]
 
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fuzzy510

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Gerode, you don't want to piss off the WCS.

BTW, that's World Communist Society.

Now, put back Cuba and China.
 
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K9Archmage

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Tommy: What? You want to put back china and cuba? YOU DIE NOW!

Hammy: What? You think your a communist? YOu die now, Tommy!

Hoipa
 
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Gerode

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[me] nukes North Korea. [/me]

Why wouldn't I want to piss them off? I've nuked them all. How will they fight back? They're dead!

Socialism is cooler!
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

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i'VE bEEN tOLD bY mY sUPERIORS tO tREAT tHE kIDDIES a lITTLE mORE nICELY.

aNYWAY, lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL tO eVERYONE'S fAVORITE cOFFEE, "Stalin's Choice!"
Kids: Oooooooh!
Freddy: Stalin's Choice stinks!
Kids: Hah hah hah!
Tommy: (to self) hMM... tHIS iS aN oPPORTUNITY tO tEST oUT tHAT "bEING nICE tO kIDS" tHING...

hEY fREDDY, gUESS wHAT?
Freddy: What, coffee-butt?
Kids: (bursting into laughter) Haw haw!
nO, iT'S gOOD! yOU'VE wON a fREE tRIP tO sIBERIA! yOU aND aNOTHER vICT-eR, gUEST wILL fLY tO sIBERIA fOR 2 dAYS aND 4 nIGHTS!
Freddy: Yay! Yay!!!! Thanks Mr. Tommy Butt!
tHAT'S a gOOD kID!
Other Kids: We wanna go too!
aH, sORRY, i cAN'T tAKE yOU...

oH wELL, aNYWAY, iT'S rEADING tIME!
lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL oN tHIS wONDERFUL "Stalin's Choice" cOFFEE, sHALL wE?

" This wonderful taste experience is created through just the right combination of ground gourmet coffee beans, the cleanest dirt in Russia, and the blood and sweat of the proletariat! Drink to your health, comrade!"

Kids: Oooooooooh! Coffee!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Wow. I don't think that TICM or I expected this to be this big. This is cool!
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

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nODNARB! yOU sEEM lIKE a bRIGHT yOUNG mAN! wANT tO gO kILL sOME pROLES? eH, cOMRADES?
 
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Gerode

Guest
My favorite variety is the Bolshevik Blend! :D

Revolutionarily delicious!
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
wHAT? yOU tHINK yOU gET a cHOICE, lIKE tHIS iS sOME cAPATALIST cOUNTRY oR sOMETHING????

???????????

gUESS wHAT...














yOU gET a fREE oNE-wAY tRIP tO sIBERIA! wE'LL fLY yOU aND a gUEST tO tHE fREEZING cOLD oF sIBERIA wHERE yOU wILL bE dEPOSITED wITH oNLY a rAZOR, aN eYEGLASS rEPAIR kIT, aND tHREE bAGS oF cANDY! yOU'LL tRULY bE "rOUGHING iT"!
 
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Gerode

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[me] overthrows Commie government and becomes Czar Gerode I of Russia.
 
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fuzzy510

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[me]overthrows Czar Gerode I and reverts the Russian government back to Communism.[/me]
 
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Gerode

Guest
I hate it when the peasants rebel!

[me] heads off to Siberia like a good little political enemy. [/me]
 
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K9Archmage

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[me],with the help of lenin and hitler(both of which have been hiding out in k9archmage's basement)overthrows all governments and establishes communist nazism[/me]

Hoipa
 
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