hEY kIDDIES!

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

hEY kIDDIES, iT'S tHE tOMMY tHE tOTALITARIAN cOFFEE pOT sHOW? wANT sOME cOFFEE?

 

[nodnarb24]

little kid: Mommy, that crazy Ice Cream Man with an eye hanging out is scaring me.

Mommy: That's just an escaped mental patient.

 

[fuzzy510]

Tommie: WHAT?? You don't like my show! YOU DIE NOW!!! (Tommie shoots nodnarb24. He dies in a corner.

Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHA!! Nobody messes with the best coffee pot on CPTV!!!!

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

hEY! yOU tYPED wRONG! yOU dIE nOW!!!!

(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots fuzzy510.
All the little kids on the set scoot away slowly.)
Director: Could we get the janitor in here? (Janitor sweeps nodnarb's remains off the floor.)
Director: Ah, that's better. Look happy, kids! take two.
hEY kIDDIES! wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Jimmy: I don't. Coffee's stupid.
(kids laugh)
wHAT'S tHAT? yOU dIE nOW !
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots Jimmy.)
nOW wHO wANTS cOFFEE?

 

[Hawaiian mage]

This was really funny, but I don't know why...

 

[K9Archmage]

I thought it was tommy the commie coffee pot, not tolatarion, or whatever.
Did you know that George Washington was a communist nazi?

Hoipa

 

[nodnarb24]

YOU SHALL ALL DIE!!!

[me]raises from the dead and spantaneously combusts killing everyone in the studio including him.[/me]

 

[K9Archmage]

You can't kill me! I've got the power of communist nazism on my side! Bow down before Lenin and Hitler!HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

HOipa

 

[nodnarb24]

You do know that the Nazis hated Communists, right?

 

[K9Archmage]

What you don't know is that Hitler and Lenin are not really dead! That's right! There hiding in my basement planning to take over the world!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH

K9Archmage,copyright infringement
HOipa

[K9, Next time remember to hit "enter" or "spacebar" when making a long and evil laugh.BWWAAA HAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA! It makes it eisier to read and better on the forum's look, O.K? -Orgg]

 

[MrXarvox]

I think that's the point...

Tzyver pulls out the broken Hammer, and breaks both of the coffee pots.

Beware the wrath of... Timmy the anarchist teapot!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[krichaiushii]

nodnarb24 --

If you read the cases of known spontaneous combustion, you would know that in no case were the flames large enough to affect, let alone kill, a roomful of people. In many cases, the clothing of a victim of spontaneous combustion is barely even scorched.

Lastly, those who do spontaneously combust (suspiciously) do so in circumstances and places where it is generally impossible for the flames to happen or be witnessed.

Now, if you spontaneously EXPLODED (and were filled with shrapnel) you could concieveably kill a roomful of people.

When making fantastic statements, keep them in the realm of the believable, if only to keep people like myself from posting posts like this.

Thanks!

 

[MrXarvox]

aaaaaaaaaaah! kill the logic!

Tzyver turns the broken Hammer on krichaiushii, and scatters sand at his feet.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

>crack<

the ground swallows the logic-monger.

 

[MrXarvox]

this one is looking to go to the battle arena.
tIMMY tHE aNARCHIST tEAPOT WANTS TO kill

 

[K9Archmage]

Look, its tommy's girlfriend, tammy the sexy soap dish!

Hoipa

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

sO, i'M gOING tO aSSUME yOU pEOPLE dO wANT sOME cOFFEE...

wHAT kIND dO yOU wANT? aNSWER mE oR gO tO tHE gULAG aRCHIPELAGO!

hAA hAAAAA hAAAAAA!

 

[Zhaneel]

but coffee is yucky...

 

[Gerode]

Boooriiing.

[me] changes channel to "Denny the Dump-Truck Dictator". [/me]

 

[Bob]

This and Teferi's "rule he world" posts are halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You want an evil laugh? Here!
Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

 

[K9Archmage]

I'd like some Irish Cream!

HOipa