hEY kIDDIES!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Thallid Ice Cream Man, Dec 8, 2000.

  1. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    hEY kIDDIES, iT'S tHE tOMMY tHE tOTALITARIAN cOFFEE pOT sHOW? wANT sOME cOFFEE?
  2. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    little kid: Mommy, that crazy Ice Cream Man with an eye hanging out is scaring me.

    Mommy: That's just an escaped mental patient. :D
  3. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Tommie: WHAT?? You don't like my show! YOU DIE NOW!!! (Tommie shoots nodnarb24. He dies in a corner.

    Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHA!! Nobody messes with the best coffee pot on CPTV!!!!
  4. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    hEY! yOU tYPED wRONG! yOU dIE nOW!!!!

    (Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots fuzzy510.
    All the little kids on the set scoot away slowly.)
    Director: Could we get the janitor in here? (Janitor sweeps nodnarb's remains off the floor.)
    Director: Ah, that's better. Look happy, kids! take two.
    hEY kIDDIES! wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
    Jimmy: I don't. Coffee's stupid.
    (kids laugh)
    wHAT'S tHAT? yOU dIE nOW !
    (Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots Jimmy.)
    nOW wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
  5. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    This was really funny, but I don't know why...
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    I thought it was tommy the commie coffee pot, not tolatarion, or whatever.
    Did you know that George Washington was a communist nazi?

    Hoipa
  7. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    YOU SHALL ALL DIE!!!

    [me]raises from the dead and spantaneously combusts killing everyone in the studio including him.[/me]
  8. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    You can't kill me! I've got the power of communist nazism on my side! Bow down before Lenin and Hitler!HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

    HOipa
  9. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    You do know that the Nazis hated Communists, right?
  10. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    What you don't know is that Hitler and Lenin are not really dead! That's right! There hiding in my basement planning to take over the world!
    HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
    HHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
    AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH

    K9Archmage,copyright infringement
    HOipa

    [K9, Next time remember to hit "enter" or "spacebar" when making a long and evil laugh.BWWAAA HAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA! It makes it eisier to read and better on the forum's look, O.K? -Orgg]
  11. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    I think that's the point...

    Tzyver pulls out the broken Hammer, and breaks both of the coffee pots.

    Beware the wrath of... Timmy the anarchist teapot!
    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  12. krichaiushii New Member

    nodnarb24 --

    If you read the cases of known spontaneous combustion, you would know that in no case were the flames large enough to affect, let alone kill, a roomful of people. In many cases, the clothing of a victim of spontaneous combustion is barely even scorched.

    Lastly, those who do spontaneously combust (suspiciously) do so in circumstances and places where it is generally impossible for the flames to happen or be witnessed.

    Now, if you spontaneously EXPLODED (and were filled with shrapnel) you could concieveably kill a roomful of people.

    When making fantastic statements, keep them in the realm of the believable, if only to keep people like myself from posting posts like this.

    Thanks!
  13. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    aaaaaaaaaaah! kill the logic!

    Tzyver turns the broken Hammer on krichaiushii, and scatters sand at his feet.

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    >crack<

    the ground swallows the logic-monger.
  14. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    this one is looking to go to the battle arena.
    tIMMY tHE aNARCHIST tEAPOT WANTS TO kill
  15. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Look, its tommy's girlfriend, tammy the sexy soap dish!

    Hoipa
  16. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    sO, i'M gOING tO aSSUME yOU pEOPLE dO wANT sOME cOFFEE...

    wHAT kIND dO yOU wANT? aNSWER mE oR gO tO tHE gULAG aRCHIPELAGO!

    hAA hAAAAA hAAAAAA!
  17. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    but coffee is yucky...
  18. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Boooriiing.

    [me] changes channel to "Denny the Dump-Truck Dictator". [/me]
  19. Bob Idiot

    This and Teferi's "rule he world" posts are halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    You want an evil laugh? Here!
    Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
  20. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    I'd like some Irish Cream!

    HOipa

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