Hey Jackal!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ura, Apr 10, 2000.

  1. Ura Feline Lord of the Pit

    Could you please shoot me with the remaining arrows and make sure the last one has an explosive warhead?



    Yes! Its been a really crappy day. > :(
  2. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    Lightsaber time!


    [me]Chaos Turtle slices and dices Ura cuz he asked for it[/me]

    [Edited by Chaos Turtle on July 5th, 2000 at 06:39 AM]
  3. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    Technically speaking, he didn't ask for THAT. He asked to be shot.

    "Picky, picky, picky..."
  4. Ura Feline Lord of the Pit


    Yes, its yet again a crappy day.
  5. Gryphonclaw New Member

    Hah! Just to harass Ura I cast a Karmic Guide, targetting him!

    [Edited by Gryphonclaw (04-11-2000 at 03:22 PM).]
  6. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman


    RIP, ura
  7. Ura Feline Lord of the Pit

    I'll cast honor the fallen on myself so I can be removed from the game and I'll let Gryphon have the life since he needs to get one.
  8. Gryphonclaw New Member

    *Gryphonclaw removes a force of will from the game to misdirect the Counterspell onto the Honor the Fallen.*

    How dare you force me to acquire a life! &gt; :(

    [Edited by Gryphonclaw (04-11-2000 at 05:26 PM).]
  9. The Magic Jackal Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;font co

    I would kill you ura, but i haven't gotten my cards in the mail yet! When i get them i'll be sure to kill you, promise :)
  10. Spaceman Spiff New Member

    OK, that does these stupid fights arent getting anywhere...

  11. Ura Feline Lord of the Pit

    *clobbers Gryhon with a live trout and takes his magic cards away so he can be dead again*

    ok Jackal, deal. :)
  12. Ura Feline Lord of the Pit

    *scoops up a kobold by the tail and clobbers Spiff over the head with it knocking him unconcious and stuffs him in an obliette till he's a nice boy and doesn't threaten defenseless posters with icky exiles*

  13. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Jesus. I leave for a little while, and what do I find when I come back? Infantile mental midgets shooting ASCII arrows at each other and hitting each other with kobolds, as if said kobolds wouldn't bend those morons over and turn them into kobold bitches.

    You people are wretched, pathetic, snivelling turds flopping wetly out of an incontinent cow's ass. You don't deserve the right to AIR, much less a computer. Do the world a favor and dive into a vat of acid; anything less might leave some small part of you behind, and the last thing I want as a denizen of this planet is to experience your existence longer than is absolutely necessary.

    I swear. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
  14. Ophidian New Member

    For you foul words I sentence thee to go to the wood and find the largest tree, and chop it down with..

    ...A HERRING!

    Oh, yes, a shrubbery will do
  15. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    Istanbul you cancerous testicular mole, you have some nerve dropping out of sight then popping back up here spouting your vile brand of anti-intellectual drivel.

    You're like a getting a toothache in church, which is to say, pretty f*cking annoying!

    Why don't you just stay where you are, in the shallow end of the gene pool, so that nobody has to rescue your ass when the thoughts get a little too deep.

  16. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

    owwww!!!!!!!!! IStanbul got shot DOWN! Oh yeah :)
  17. Gryphonclaw New Member

    What's with the feces fixation Istanbul? Are you so mired in your own excrement that you visualize all others to be the same?
    Or is it that you quite literally have sh!t for brains and thus are only capable of spewing the stuff out of your mouth?

    And where do you get off saying that you have come out drastically superior to your opponent in every exchange? I seem to recall a certain thread where you were very thoroughly put in your place, and actually somehow stayed there, instead of crawling out of the sewer that is your feeble excuse for a brain and demonstrating once again your inability to communicate coherently. [IMG]
  18. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

    ow dang! Istanbul, its not your day man :)
  19. The Magic Jackal Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;font co

    Your wish is my command Urza.

  20. FoundationOfRancor The Gunslinger

    HE"S UP TO 50!!!!!!!!

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